No chance.... in HELL 1-23-10
Posted by Kaylyn James Evans on Thursday, April 21, 2011
As the viewers tune into American Championship Wrestling Television, a black screen greets them. Out of no where bold flashing red words appear on the screen, before vanishing and coming again. The outline of these red words is accented with flames before swallowing the phrase completely just before it vanishes. The words… mean nothing at first, *No Chance In Hell* Then, we hear the all so familiar voice of the Women‘s Champion, Kaylyn Vaude. The tone is soft, almost a sense of humor in her voice as she speaks.
Kaylyn: “After watching what you had to say… I had to stop and think. That is why it has taken me so long to reply to you Vespertine. You have me wondering just how your happy place can be in the ring…. When you know, there is no chance in hell that you will come out of this match a winner.”
The screen stays black for a moment longer, and when we think the women’s champion will appear, she does not. In her place is some footage that starts to roll. The audio for the footage is missing, but the action speaks louder then words could ever do. Kaylyn, then known as Kelsia, in a match with Alexa Rose. A street fight to be exact. We see Kaylyn getting tossed into thesoda machine , only for a soda to pop out of it from the great impact. And just as when the match was live, viewers would cringe knowing the pain and punishment that went through that match from both parties involved.
Kaylyn: “You are probably wondering why I am having this footage roll. The answer to that is this. While you might think your happy place is in the ring, I know what kind of punishment comes. Reality check Vespertine…. This is not a match that will make you happy what so ever. If I had it my way… it would have been a no disqualification match, but Sarah thought that would be a bit much. Guess for once, you got luck on your side. This week however, when we get into the ring… There will be no luck, at least not for you. Because even while I might not be able to pull all the tricks I want, and leave you a broken mess in the arena somewhere…. I will still be able to leave you a bloody mess in the ring. You can promise your ass I will do that much. I will put a guaran-damn-tee on that one.” The smirk that came across the champions face would be running through viewers minds. One would just know it was there as it always was. “But let me back up a minute here.” The footage freezes and we see a rewind before static and then another picture appears on screen. This time we see none other then Vespertine, running her mouth as usual… but she is sitting there with the other members of ’The Corporation’ “This here… They can see it right? ….oh good, just making sure you are getting the footage right.” A brief conversation came about obviously with one of the techs before she continued. “This here is what you hold in high regard. A bunch of nobodies. And hate to break it too you, but even they can not stop the hell that will be coming your way in mere hours. You see, I am tired of little has-beens, or never will be’s I should say… coming through and thinking they can prance their way to the top without actually doing any work to get there. Well hun, even though I am much hated by many, I still worked my ass off to get where I am today. I did not even try going for the title, until management booked me to do so.”
Another pause comes and then more footage pops up onto the screen in the same fashion as the first. This time it was Aurora (then Jansen) Matthews, Robin Mayfair, Alexa Rose and Kaylyn (then Kelsia) Vaude standing in the ring, and we see first Robin, then Alexa get eliminated, before it was down to Aurora and Kelsia. The champ had put her feet on the ropes and got the pin on Aurora to become the number one contender…. The first time around.
Kaylyn: “I have fought my obstacles, everything that has come my way… and never asked for anything in return… until now. And that is this match here with you. Hate to break it to you diva… but I will not let management down… at least not this time around. I said I wanted you in a match so I could destroy you… teach you a little lesson about running that mouth of yours, and trying to pick fights with the wrong people… and now… you will pay the price. You know what happens when you f-censor-k with Aurelei?” Brief footage of Kaylyn laying on the announcers table comes on the screen and we see Aurelei take a dive off a ladder to come crashing down on top of a helpless Vaude. “I will tell you… that there… it hurt like hell. It was not anything to be happy about… then again, I am the type that loves pain. She took me to my limits, and beyond. She will do just that much more to you if you keep it up. By saying the name alone… You open yourself to her gates of hell. Her fury… her wrath… Ah, this I can not wait to see. I have been on the bad side of she, and still am. For I have what she wants more then anything.. And that is the World Women’s Championship title. But her, just like yourself… will not see it any time soon.”
Again the footage cuts, and then we see new footage once more. This time it is the home of Kaylyn Vaude. We know this from many times she aired live from home. Her front door is shut, until a hand comes to knock on the door, before covering the peephole. From there, as the door was opened we see Adrean getting taken out, then Tony getting taken out as well. Shortly after, an oblivious Kaylyn gets taken out in her home gym and is left laying in her own blood, because she was attacked by Alexa Rose.
Kaylyn: “When I think of happy places.. Its usually a place I feel safe within. Do you see what happens when you feel safe somewhere Vespertine? You get too comfortable with your surroundings… and you don’t open yourself to the possibilities of what might occur. Alexa and Aurelei came into my home, and they… more so Alexa, left me in a pool of blood. I came back with a vengeance, and beat her in the match… but my safe haven was demolished. Never again would it be the same. I regret to tell you this… but I will not be apologizing when your happy place is demolished. Every time you get into a ring after this Sunday… you will think of the hell that I put you through. Hell, just for the f-censor-k of it, I will add a few more beauty marks to that face of yours.” A bit of laughter broke out from our champion as the footage blackened once more, before switching up yet again.
Now we see Kaylyn standing in the ring, lifting Gryphon’s hand up over his head, as he holds the World Heavyweight Title within it. Robin is in the ring at his other side, and out of no where we see Tony and Adrean heading down the ramp into the ring. A brief altercation occurs where Tony and Adrean pull Kaylyn away from Gryphon, demanding she get out of the ring… and then she turns and heads back towards Gryphon. What happened after that no one had seen coming. Gryphon and Robin took out the team of T & A who were partners in crime with Kaylyn… and Kaylyn applauded the two, before walking the ramp with them, and holding raised hands at the top of the stage.
Kaylyn: “Now, I know not if you have done your homework on me Vespertine, but I have a past. Then again, we all do. My past is fun in a way… because I take out those closest to me.. In any means possible. Now, granted we are not close… that still does not leave you out of the running for next on my list. Tony and Adrean, even though they were life long friends… they crossed the line. First, they tried jumping Roric… tried to take him out behind my back, because they did not think he performed well enough in a match he and I had been partners within. Well, I let that slide… at least, pushed it in the back of my mind for a little while. But, then they pulled the shit you just seen playing. They laid their hands on me demanding I do what they say. To bluntly and simply put it… they pissed me the f-censor-k off. So, I made sure that would not happen again. Now, while your babbling of Buddhism had nothing to do with anything… my words are getting somewhere… You have pissed me off Vespertine. You have become the next target on my list.. And whether you like it or not… you can not change the damage that is done to you in the ring. So get used to it, because there will be plenty of it to go around. OH! While I am at it… remember, Tony and Adrean were my life long friends and colleagues. Your little Corporation members… they are nothing to you, just as you are too them, so I would watch it if I were you. I am sure that one of them will wind up smacking the taste out of your mouth shortly… if I leave any taste in it that is.” A small giggle is heard before a clearing of the throat.
The footage changes once more. This time we come to see Aurora and Kaylyn in the ring training for their tag team match against Aurelei and Xena. Aurora and Kaylyn seemed to be getting along just fine. Kaylyn even walked away and got a drink for both she and Aurora while some footage was being taped for Aurora’s promotion that week.
Kaylyn: “Now, you talk about that Anger you used to hold within… and you also mentioned something about Aurora being so angry. Dear sweet Franken-Barbie. I would love to know where you get your information from. Aurora is not an angry person, actually she is the furthest from it really. A kind soul and a genuine person all around. You bringing that rubbish from your mouth is just obscene. While I might be a kind person, I do not show that…” Kaylyn did not know it, but the techie went and put up footage from earlier that day that she and Aurora had trained. Aurora was drenched from the rain outside when she came into the coffee shop, and while Kaylyn did not have clothes she could change into, she went and took her hoodie off and handed it to Aurora to use to help keep her warm at least after being rained upon. “…and that is because I will be damned if I hold anger inside. I let it out always… and keep the good from coming out too often. No one will know how nice I can truly be. Well, no one but Uria, but that is besides the point.” A brief pause as she gotten off track. “But back to you and your mouth… Mentioning Snake… Have you seen what he is capable of?” Footage of Snake about to give Kaylyn the Injection during another tag match showed but Aurora tagging herself in to save Kaylyn’s ass had stopped it from happening. “He is ruthless. Has no worries in the world, and opening your mouth, and bringing his name from your lips… means nothing but pain. Trust me… I know this well. A little too well.”
The screen goes black once more and this time no footage rolls… nothing happens, but the voice of Kaylyn Vaude continues on.
Kaylyn: “You sit there and say that my destiny has been fulfilled… but my destiny was never to hold the Women’s title. I do not think of things like that. If my destiny was fulfilled, I would no longer be here. I believe if anything.. My destiny is to finish you off, and until that happens… I am staying right here where I belong. Why do I belong here? Because this is where I wish to be. I follow what I want to do on a day to day basis. I do not make plans and watch as things do not going according to plan, I make things work… for me. However it needs to be done.. It will be. I know one thing though… if I had to make a plan for this Sunday… it would be making sure you come out of this match knowing where your place in is. You are the type that pushes…. Push, push, push… well B-censor-h. I am here to push you the f-censor-k back where you came from. You will learn your place… or you will hate every moment of it here. That choice… well, that is your choice to make. Choose wisely… because the consequences of your actions… welp, let’s just say you will find out what they will be like this Sunday.”
The scene finally comes to show, and Kaylyn is lounging across the top ropes in a corner of the ring that she will come to meet her opponent in soon enough. Legs are crossed at the ankle and resting on the rope, as is her shoulder area. Her bottom is resting on the air as she seems to somehow be relaxed as is. After a few moments she moves her feet, swinging them around to come and touch ground before standing straight in the corner of the ring.
Kaylyn: “You say you see what you have to do… I am glad, because I see what I have to do as well. I am sure that both of our visions are completely different.. But the difference here… is I will make sure mine comes true. So you get yourself ready… make sure you are nice and relaxed, fresh, the whole nine yards… because tomorrow, in this very ring… My vision will come true, and you will not like it one little bit.”
She moves to the middle of the rope, putting her back to it she hooks her arms before flipping back and landing on the apron. From there she jumps down and looks up at the camera as she slowly backs up the ramp.
Kaylyn: “Hope you are ready for hell, because I am bringing you there… and leaving you there to burn.” She continues to back away and when she gets to the tops of the stage she waves to the camera with that smirk on her face before vanishing behind the curtain.
Kaylyn: “After watching what you had to say… I had to stop and think. That is why it has taken me so long to reply to you Vespertine. You have me wondering just how your happy place can be in the ring…. When you know, there is no chance in hell that you will come out of this match a winner.”
The screen stays black for a moment longer, and when we think the women’s champion will appear, she does not. In her place is some footage that starts to roll. The audio for the footage is missing, but the action speaks louder then words could ever do. Kaylyn, then known as Kelsia, in a match with Alexa Rose. A street fight to be exact. We see Kaylyn getting tossed into the
Kaylyn: “You are probably wondering why I am having this footage roll. The answer to that is this. While you might think your happy place is in the ring, I know what kind of punishment comes. Reality check Vespertine…. This is not a match that will make you happy what so ever. If I had it my way… it would have been a no disqualification match, but Sarah thought that would be a bit much. Guess for once, you got luck on your side. This week however, when we get into the ring… There will be no luck, at least not for you. Because even while I might not be able to pull all the tricks I want, and leave you a broken mess in the arena somewhere…. I will still be able to leave you a bloody mess in the ring. You can promise your ass I will do that much. I will put a guaran-damn-tee on that one.” The smirk that came across the champions face would be running through viewers minds. One would just know it was there as it always was. “But let me back up a minute here.” The footage freezes and we see a rewind before static and then another picture appears on screen. This time we see none other then Vespertine, running her mouth as usual… but she is sitting there with the other members of ’The Corporation’ “This here… They can see it right? ….oh good, just making sure you are getting the footage right.” A brief conversation came about obviously with one of the techs before she continued. “This here is what you hold in high regard. A bunch of nobodies. And hate to break it too you, but even they can not stop the hell that will be coming your way in mere hours. You see, I am tired of little has-beens, or never will be’s I should say… coming through and thinking they can prance their way to the top without actually doing any work to get there. Well hun, even though I am much hated by many, I still worked my ass off to get where I am today. I did not even try going for the title, until management booked me to do so.”
Another pause comes and then more footage pops up onto the screen in the same fashion as the first. This time it was Aurora (then Jansen) Matthews, Robin Mayfair, Alexa Rose and Kaylyn (then Kelsia) Vaude standing in the ring, and we see first Robin, then Alexa get eliminated, before it was down to Aurora and Kelsia. The champ had put her feet on the ropes and got the pin on Aurora to become the number one contender…. The first time around.
Kaylyn: “I have fought my obstacles, everything that has come my way… and never asked for anything in return… until now. And that is this match here with you. Hate to break it to you diva… but I will not let management down… at least not this time around. I said I wanted you in a match so I could destroy you… teach you a little lesson about running that mouth of yours, and trying to pick fights with the wrong people… and now… you will pay the price. You know what happens when you f-censor-k with Aurelei?” Brief footage of Kaylyn laying on the announcers table comes on the screen and we see Aurelei take a dive off a ladder to come crashing down on top of a helpless Vaude. “I will tell you… that there… it hurt like hell. It was not anything to be happy about… then again, I am the type that loves pain. She took me to my limits, and beyond. She will do just that much more to you if you keep it up. By saying the name alone… You open yourself to her gates of hell. Her fury… her wrath… Ah, this I can not wait to see. I have been on the bad side of she, and still am. For I have what she wants more then anything.. And that is the World Women’s Championship title. But her, just like yourself… will not see it any time soon.”
Again the footage cuts, and then we see new footage once more. This time it is the home of Kaylyn Vaude. We know this from many times she aired live from home. Her front door is shut, until a hand comes to knock on the door, before covering the peephole. From there, as the door was opened we see Adrean getting taken out, then Tony getting taken out as well. Shortly after, an oblivious Kaylyn gets taken out in her home gym and is left laying in her own blood, because she was attacked by Alexa Rose.
Kaylyn: “When I think of happy places.. Its usually a place I feel safe within. Do you see what happens when you feel safe somewhere Vespertine? You get too comfortable with your surroundings… and you don’t open yourself to the possibilities of what might occur. Alexa and Aurelei came into my home, and they… more so Alexa, left me in a pool of blood. I came back with a vengeance, and beat her in the match… but my safe haven was demolished. Never again would it be the same. I regret to tell you this… but I will not be apologizing when your happy place is demolished. Every time you get into a ring after this Sunday… you will think of the hell that I put you through. Hell, just for the f-censor-k of it, I will add a few more beauty marks to that face of yours.” A bit of laughter broke out from our champion as the footage blackened once more, before switching up yet again.
Now we see Kaylyn standing in the ring, lifting Gryphon’s hand up over his head, as he holds the World Heavyweight Title within it. Robin is in the ring at his other side, and out of no where we see Tony and Adrean heading down the ramp into the ring. A brief altercation occurs where Tony and Adrean pull Kaylyn away from Gryphon, demanding she get out of the ring… and then she turns and heads back towards Gryphon. What happened after that no one had seen coming. Gryphon and Robin took out the team of T & A who were partners in crime with Kaylyn… and Kaylyn applauded the two, before walking the ramp with them, and holding raised hands at the top of the stage.
Kaylyn: “Now, I know not if you have done your homework on me Vespertine, but I have a past. Then again, we all do. My past is fun in a way… because I take out those closest to me.. In any means possible. Now, granted we are not close… that still does not leave you out of the running for next on my list. Tony and Adrean, even though they were life long friends… they crossed the line. First, they tried jumping Roric… tried to take him out behind my back, because they did not think he performed well enough in a match he and I had been partners within. Well, I let that slide… at least, pushed it in the back of my mind for a little while. But, then they pulled the shit you just seen playing. They laid their hands on me demanding I do what they say. To bluntly and simply put it… they pissed me the f-censor-k off. So, I made sure that would not happen again. Now, while your babbling of Buddhism had nothing to do with anything… my words are getting somewhere… You have pissed me off Vespertine. You have become the next target on my list.. And whether you like it or not… you can not change the damage that is done to you in the ring. So get used to it, because there will be plenty of it to go around. OH! While I am at it… remember, Tony and Adrean were my life long friends and colleagues. Your little Corporation members… they are nothing to you, just as you are too them, so I would watch it if I were you. I am sure that one of them will wind up smacking the taste out of your mouth shortly… if I leave any taste in it that is.” A small giggle is heard before a clearing of the throat.
The footage changes once more. This time we come to see Aurora and Kaylyn in the ring training for their tag team match against Aurelei and Xena. Aurora and Kaylyn seemed to be getting along just fine. Kaylyn even walked away and got a drink for both she and Aurora while some footage was being taped for Aurora’s promotion that week.
Kaylyn: “Now, you talk about that Anger you used to hold within… and you also mentioned something about Aurora being so angry. Dear sweet Franken-Barbie. I would love to know where you get your information from. Aurora is not an angry person, actually she is the furthest from it really. A kind soul and a genuine person all around. You bringing that rubbish from your mouth is just obscene. While I might be a kind person, I do not show that…” Kaylyn did not know it, but the techie went and put up footage from earlier that day that she and Aurora had trained. Aurora was drenched from the rain outside when she came into the coffee shop, and while Kaylyn did not have clothes she could change into, she went and took her hoodie off and handed it to Aurora to use to help keep her warm at least after being rained upon. “…and that is because I will be damned if I hold anger inside. I let it out always… and keep the good from coming out too often. No one will know how nice I can truly be. Well, no one but Uria, but that is besides the point.” A brief pause as she gotten off track. “But back to you and your mouth… Mentioning Snake… Have you seen what he is capable of?” Footage of Snake about to give Kaylyn the Injection during another tag match showed but Aurora tagging herself in to save Kaylyn’s ass had stopped it from happening. “He is ruthless. Has no worries in the world, and opening your mouth, and bringing his name from your lips… means nothing but pain. Trust me… I know this well. A little too well.”
The screen goes black once more and this time no footage rolls… nothing happens, but the voice of Kaylyn Vaude continues on.
Kaylyn: “You sit there and say that my destiny has been fulfilled… but my destiny was never to hold the Women’s title. I do not think of things like that. If my destiny was fulfilled, I would no longer be here. I believe if anything.. My destiny is to finish you off, and until that happens… I am staying right here where I belong. Why do I belong here? Because this is where I wish to be. I follow what I want to do on a day to day basis. I do not make plans and watch as things do not going according to plan, I make things work… for me. However it needs to be done.. It will be. I know one thing though… if I had to make a plan for this Sunday… it would be making sure you come out of this match knowing where your place in is. You are the type that pushes…. Push, push, push… well B-censor-h. I am here to push you the f-censor-k back where you came from. You will learn your place… or you will hate every moment of it here. That choice… well, that is your choice to make. Choose wisely… because the consequences of your actions… welp, let’s just say you will find out what they will be like this Sunday.”
The scene finally comes to show, and Kaylyn is lounging across the top ropes in a corner of the ring that she will come to meet her opponent in soon enough. Legs are crossed at the ankle and resting on the rope, as is her shoulder area. Her bottom is resting on the air as she seems to somehow be relaxed as is. After a few moments she moves her feet, swinging them around to come and touch ground before standing straight in the corner of the ring.
Kaylyn: “You say you see what you have to do… I am glad, because I see what I have to do as well. I am sure that both of our visions are completely different.. But the difference here… is I will make sure mine comes true. So you get yourself ready… make sure you are nice and relaxed, fresh, the whole nine yards… because tomorrow, in this very ring… My vision will come true, and you will not like it one little bit.”
She moves to the middle of the rope, putting her back to it she hooks her arms before flipping back and landing on the apron. From there she jumps down and looks up at the camera as she slowly backs up the ramp.
Kaylyn: “Hope you are ready for hell, because I am bringing you there… and leaving you there to burn.” She continues to back away and when she gets to the tops of the stage she waves to the camera with that smirk on her face before vanishing behind the curtain.