Perfect 5-19-11
Posted by Kaylyn James Evans on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
It was not the usual place for anyone to ask a camera man to come to in American Championship Wrestling.. than again, it was not just any ordinary person asking for the camera. The feed opened as the camera man was looking around still for his subject. A long corridor, a rounding corridor.. empty of any occupants. Concession stands on either side showed that it was an arena of some sort. Taking the first turn towards the center of the arena the camera focused still on walls. Slowly other things came into the view as the camera man hit the stairs. At eye level a single person was walking along a tight rope, their balance very accurate.. their face, covered. That lone figure looked down, seeing the net that was being held below by many stage hands. A slow nod was all that was given before that figure jumped into the air, and flipped a few times along the decent into the net below. Unharmed. As the stage hands lowered the net to the ground, that figure got to their feet, before starting to remove the black suit that had been covering their entire body.. including their face. The camera got closer, step by step, before the laughing could be heard.
“I have to say, that was more fun than I had expected it to be.”
As the suit came off, the attire below let everyone know it had been Kaylyn that was the one who just flipped off the tight rope. A black tank, ripped off around her mid-drift, with Church of Anarchy written across the front, and Evans written across theback , came to show, before that suit was pulled lower to show those curve hugging blue jeans . Her hair had been pulled back and up in a twist to keep it from her face for a change. Seeing the camera man finally she smiled.
Kaylyn: “And not a moment too soon. Let's get this started shall we? Oh.. and don't be afraid.. you will be meeting some... others along the way here.” Kay smiled, but said nothing more of it. “Finally, my wish has been granted. You hear that Aguirre... my wish has been granted. I am the reason you are stepping into the ring this week... I wanted nothing more than to show you.. who the real dominate figure was in MMC... who the real leader was. This week... everyone is going to come to see that... but, before I get to far ahead of myself.. you had a few... boring, long, and tiring, choice words to speak thus far haven't you?”
Kaylyn smirked, a little laugh escaping her as her first of many surprises was heading right towards them. The camera got shaky before the camera man backed away, causing Kaylyn to laugh that much more.
Kaylyn: “Oh please... it's really not that scary.. watch.. just like Aguirre listened to every word I said, he will too. Come Naja.”
Into the view came an elephant, first its trunk, before the rest of him came into view. Kaylyn held up her hand and Naja stopped in his tracks.
Kaylyn: “Good boy Naja. Naja, how's about you say hello to Sally Aguirre for us?”
The elephant turned it's trunk towards the cameraman before spitting water out at the camera and Kaylyn started to laugh even more, as the camera man went and wiped the lens.
Kaylyn: “See that, even Naja knows how to treat Sally. Sit Naja”
The elephant sat as it was asked, and Kay walked around before onto it's back, the elephant slowly rising thereafter, before Kaylyn took a seat, sidesaddle so to speak.
Kaylyn: “You see Sally... and yes, I will call you Sally, after all.. Mr. Harris is the only Brian worth mentioning... but Sally, you said something right off the bat that I think you should reflect upon. That was your first victory... despite your track record... Let that sink in there Sally. The fact that you have been in the ring how many times, and managed to get a win over someone who had not been in the ring in a while. Great accomplishment there Sally. Picking up a win on someone who is just coming back in the door, and I bet you are pretty excited about that win aren't you? Guess what Sally, you had better damn well enjoy it while it lasts.. because it will never happen again. Defiantly not this week when you step into the ring with me. Your own words Sally... “I was proved to be the better man that night” That night is long gone Sally... and it will never come back. Everyone already knows that when it came to you and I... it was myself who wore the pants. That's why you are such a laughing stock Aguirre... not only did you not have skill in the ring.. but you couldn't even step up to someone like myself. Than again, who could blame you... I am better than you will ever be.”
Kay slid off Naja before snapping her fingers and pointing towards the way the animal came from in the first place. Naja turned around before walking off camera once more, leaving Kay alone.
Kaylyn: “Aguirre, you are so full of sh*t when you speak, that it's rather entertaining just to watch, because you dig yourself into a hole of stupidity. You said that I latched myself onto another group because I am afraid to go at it alone? Do you realize Aguirre, that I was alone when I won the World Womens Championship? No, of course you didn't just like you have no idea that it was not me who called myself The Perfect Ten. That name, was given to me.. after hard work. I earned it. American Championship Wrestling dubbed me as The Perfect Ten... maybe you should get your facts straight before you run that mouth of yours... wait.. that would require hard work and brains, and we all know hard work and thinking are two things you know nothing about. While I am on the topic of you knowing absolutely nothing, that title you keep mentioning... I tied the longest reign... at that time. Aurora was... is... the longest reigning champion, and that is not something that anyone can just overlook... yet, you have. Bravo Aguirre. Really, it is truly an accomplishment to be so stupid.”
Kay stood there clapping her hands, that patent smirk on her face.
Kaylyn: “You called me a leech Sally.. and that shows you know absolutely nothing about me. Saying I want to suck the life force out of whatever I can. Let me fill you in on some facts there Aguirre. Some things that you know nothing about, because you never do your research. If I was a leech... I would have came into this company with the name Vaude.. a name that was known around the world in the wrestling industry. A name that will always be remembered, for good.. and bad. Instead, I came into this business as an African American woman. It took time.. and patience, every day... that I would be in the ring... or in front of a camera, to make sure everything was in place, and I would not be found out. I came into the business as Kelsia Vector.. a new person, someone that had not been known to anyone, anywhere.. and I made a name for myself. I had more than my fair share of losses, and came back with a vengeance. Everyone in this company knows, that if I want something bad enough... I do get it.. like when I finally beat Alexa for the title.. I did it on my own... without any help. My associates, were gone... history. After someone crosses me.. they pay for it Aguirre.. just ask Tony and Adrean.. hell, ask Gryphon... after all, he did my dirty work for me. He helped send a message... no one... crosses. me. After making a name for myself.. I showed my true identity.. so you want to talk about me tainting my name in this business? I have been doing that since day one Aguirre.. and guess what.. It is not what I am known for... instead, everyone knows me to be the manipulative b*tch that I am... and they know, that I do anything... to win.”
Kay smirked looking right at the camera, the cameraman zooming in on that face, that smirk, before letting himself fade back once more. As she came into full view again, behind her would be a group of circus clowns, one tapped her on the shoulder and she turned to the right to look.. before being tapped on the left, and turning left to look.. that smirk stayed on her face while the clown continued his little game before popping up in front of her after running around. He pointed to the camera, before running around acting scared, and Kaylyn could not help but to laugh, more so when the clown himself stopped and rolled his eyes as if he was ever really afraid of Segador.
Kaylyn: “It's pretty sad when even the outsiders don't fear you Aguirre. What does that say for this image that you have come to make for yourself? The image that you believe is making everyone afraid.. no one fears you. No one will ever fear you.. and like you said about me.. I am turning it on you.. no one knows you behind the scenes like I do Aguirre. Only I know how much of you is an act... and while we are on acts.. you said that I am acting dominant.. it's not an act. Ask Alexa. I am sure she remembers being cornered, before I said what I had to say.. and laid my lips upon her own. What did she do? She stood there, like a good girl would.. and she didn't do a damn thing. What did you do upon coming here Aguirre? You made enemies right off the bat.. and to cover your own a*s, you went and got myself, and Xav to join forces with you. We are alike in some ways.. yes, I do place myself with others at times, but unlike you.. I know how to play my cards. You want to know why I stepped up behind your back? It was because you failed as a leader. All that talk about telling Xav to lay down in the ring and let you win.. you flat out told me why you wanted him to do it. Do you forget that? Don't worry.. if you have.. I am going to remind you right now, and Xav will hear it for himself as well. You knew he already had a title shot.. and you didn't want him to win, because you didn't want him to 'hog' all the gold. You were jealous of his ability.. and it cost you. Not only did it cost you a title shot.. but it cost you the only backup you had. If you were willing to ask him to lay down in the ring for you.. only time would tell what else you would ask either of us to do. You see.. I had the offer to join the Church of Anarchy for a while.. but I stood down.. because unlike some.. I had respect for those I was affiliated with. That is one thing everyone in the Church knows... if you respect me.. I will do the same, and have your back.. the second you disrespect me.. there is no telling what I will do. You disrespected the family we were building within ACW.. and I was not going to stand back and watch as everything came at me.. because of you. I found out Xav got the same offer I did... and we went with it. Before that match even started at Shockwave two weeks ago, we already knew we were with and not against the Church of Anarchy. We know how to play our cards Aguirre.. and it has nothing to do with leeching. You see that? They wanted me.. I did not go to them.. they know how smart I am.. and that I am not afraid to get my hands dirty.. they knew what they were doing when asking me to join their ranks. Just as I knew what I was doing in leaving you behind.”
“Tell me something .. Sally.. how does it feel to know the world knows how much of a b*tch you really are? You are a sad excuse for a being. You think everyone including me underestimates you? Are you serious? You are not capable of anything.. that's why you needed Xav and myself... Even with me helping to interfere in your matches you still couldn't get a win. Oh yes! We underestimate you! That there proves it! Do you even realize what you say? The more you talk.. the more you look and sound like a fool. And I am loving every minute of it. You want to know why CoA has lasted as long as they have? Its because they listen to one another.. while Mike is the leader.. he too listens to what everyone else has to say.. he does not just do things his way every time.. and he NEVER... would ask someone to lay down for him. Instead, he would accept the challenge with open arms... that's why we moved on. We knew what was better. We were not going to stay on a sinking ship.. when we could stand above everyone else.”
No sooner did the words leave her lips she felt herself being lifted off the ground by two of the clowns that were goofing off behind her. Sighing she looked down at them.
Kaylyn: “Okay boys.. enough.”
They looked down at the ground before running around with her still on their shoulders. She laughed once more unable to help it. At the same time, she knew she had business still to deal with. Tapping her finger against her cheek she cleared her throat before being let to the ground once more.
Kaylyn: “Thank you boys.” She stated kindly before continuing. “You said one thing that I thought rather funny.. I tried to help Stevens? He did not need any help.. he does his homework.. he knew how much of an a*s you were.. I was merely reacquainting with an old friend. I did not appear to rattle you.. I didn't even know he would be with the camera at the time.. I merely asked him to meet up. You would stoop so low as to think I slept with him though.. after all, you believe every word you hear from my mouth Sally.. You believed me when I said I loved you... you believed me when I acted like I cared.. you were gullible.. and that was the best part about it.. it made everything that much easier. Let me tell you some fact's though Aguirre.. some things you need to know. One. Why would I deny any member of my new family to accompany me to the ring? You should really stop being such a double speaking douche-boy, Aguirre. You know something.. Brian Harris was so right about you. You talk from both your mouth and your a*s at the same time. You pretty much need to put weights in your boots just to keep from floating off, you are so full of hot air. Second. You said that I came to you.. please, are you serious? The whole world seen you introduce me back into the ring.. you told the world I was there for you.. YOU came to ME! Don't ever try to state otherwise, because facts.. are facts. Three.. and this one might hurt.. You were the only one I was with... and that was after drinking every night. Thank you Xav for keeping me drunk that whole time, I owe you for that.. but right now.. ugh. Any who.. don't you realize Sally.. it would not matter if I brought home the entire Philadelphia Eagles team.. and let them bang me like a Salvation Army drum.. it has no baring on this match.. or any other.. and it certainly does not have sh*t to do with how I perform in the ring. Four. Why would I appeal to Marrow? This match is exactly what I wanted.. I asked for it. I don't need anyone to help me in the ring against you, or any of your alter egos. Trust, I have plenty to deal with them all. I just need me.. and that is enough to get it done. I am going to show you exactly what you are missing.. and you will remember it for the rest of your life. I am going to show you how much of a weak link you truly were. Ready for it? Because I am thrilled. Appealing to Marrow would just make this an easier match than it already is.. and I don't want an easy win.. I want to defeat you the way you deserve.. treat you just like the slime that you are. It is however about time you put your big boy pants on and stopped whining.. however, after this week.. I wonder how much longer it will last.”
Kay turned her attention to the clowns once more as they started to run around in a frenzy. Looking towards the entrance area she seen why.
Kaylyn: “Ah.. come Sally.”
The grin on her face as she called the tiger over grew so much more as those words left her lips. The white tiger came closer to her, Darting it's eyes towards the clowns who were cowering in fear. The second Sally came to Kay, the clowns made their departure, the tiger not missing a beat. Kay placed her hand on the tiger before bending over and putting her head close to the tiger. That long tongue came out and licked across her face and she laughed, and looked disgusted at the same time. Wiping it off with the back of her hand she stood back up motioning for the tiger to sit.. which it did.
Kaylyn: “You asked me to take time to reflect on our past and what I have seen.. and multiply that by four hundred... to get a grasp on what I will be dealing with come Shockwave.. You know something.. it was so easy to figure out. I didn't have to think about a thing. We had a so called leader, who sat back and let me call the shots. Someone who was not even worthy to lead anyone. All I seen.. was a zero. So therefore, all you will ever be.. is a zero There was no math involved in it Aguirre.. no math at all. You also went to mention my record since I have been back.. Well, truth be told.. Yes, I did lose to Kami.. she was a tough opponent, and I could not have asked for anyone better for my first match back. But.. its not the only thing I have done since returning..I have gained 7 allies. I have made my presence known... and you.. have sat back and done absolutely nothing but run your mouth. I have showed the world already that I can back up my talk.. it's not just talk. I have been told by some of our fellow superstars that I am the best when it comes to talking sh*t also.. and it's true. I am damn good at it.. and when I get in the ring this week and defeat you.. I wont let it get to my head.. because you are not even mid-card material yet.. so a win against you, is just to humiliate you even more.. it does nothing for me other than that. I am not thinking this will be a squash match though Aguirre... remember.. I love pain.. so I will let you get some shots in. I am going to take what you can give.. and then dish it back out even more. You want to think I don't know you Aguirre.. and that is fine. I am going to show you just how much I know.. how much you showed, without knowing you did so. It's time for your reality check Sally..” Upon mention of the name the tiger roared and Kay laughed. “.. I have shocked the world many times before, and I will do so again.. I don't need the Church to come to the ring with me.. I will personally ask them to stay behind. I can handle you.. I am not afraid of you.. or anything you thinkyou can do to me. Remember Aguirre.. I have been in the ring against Snake, Roric.. I have been held by my throat by The Nightmare himself until I was about to pass out.. nothing you can do will stop me Aguirre.. and don't worry.. I won't even try to put you on the shelf.. because it's much more fun sitting back and watching you dig yourself into a deeper grave week in and week out. So.. with all that being said... the Church.. and sorry guys, but I am speaking for you all here.. they will not be at ringside.. they will not be accepting your invitation.. because they know I can do this alone.”
“I have to ask you something though Sally... and I know you said that “changing” your name does not bother you.. but how does it feel to know that everyone laughs behind your back because of the name you gave yourself... Segador... Reaper.. I never pictured you as a farmer.. but that is much more accurate than Muerte Segador... a DEATH REAPER. Ya see what I did there Sally? Just another little lesson on how much you think before you act.. before you speak. Keep calling yourself Segador... We will all keep laughing. The Farmer is coming into the ring this weekend... and he is going to sow what he reaps. Unlike you Sally.. I am not going to ask you to not show up... to make appeals.. or to lay down in the ring for me.. instead.. I want you to bring everything you have.. and then some.. because it will not be enough..”
“No offense to Sally here... but Aguirre... do you want to see what happens to a cornered animal?” Kay started to walk, the tiger backing up from her, before coming to the stage wall, and cowering. Kay smirked before turning back to the camera that was following her. “They cower... you will cower Sally... and whether its before or after you cry and regret stepping into the ring with me.. you will cower... just like the p*ssy that you are.” Kay laughed before flicking her hand and the tiger moved to the side to exit the stage. “You see Sally.. you are going to come back and say how that is a trained animal.. and while that might be true.. everyone knows it was me that wore the pants when it came to us.. so you are that trained animal.. Figured I would save you some time in trying to explain anything there.”
Kay moved towards the stage exit and looked hard at the camera before speaking once more.
Kaylyn: “Now.. before I end things here.. I have a few more things to say. This little.. secret meeting we had after your first match with Devon.. was that in your dreams while you were knocked out from the damage Mayhem inflicted upon you? Or was it while you were in the shower flapping off and thinking about me.. because it never happened. You want to say I am not the Perfect Ten.. hey, by all means, I agree with you there.. because I am more than the Perfect Ten.. your assumption of failing miserably.. is yourself you are talking about.. and hey.. I was not going to bring up how bad you are.. but, you said it.. You failed miserably. I showed you how good I was at acting though didn't I? As for your losses.. no one ever thought they were because of me.. you didn't and still are not, doing your homework... maybe you will learn someday Sally.. but today.. just isn't that day. Just like you thinking I am totally submissive. What a joke. I did what I had to do, to make you feel like a man, and not a total pansy like you are. But hey.. think as you wish right? Just like you can think I am like Tanya Tucker. You did not do any homework with that one Aguirre.. because if you did homework, you would know that outside of Vaude.. I was only with you. Never another... but hey.. who am I to judge? You think I care what you or anyone else thinks about me? You have got to be kidding. Hey.. you just proved to the world that you can not stop thinking about me though. Comparing me to everyone under the sun. Have a ball with that Aguirre.. because while you are thinking of who you can compare me to... I will be preparing for this match... that is.. after my show. Yes Sally.. I was not lying when I said I could act.. and just like with my wrestling career.. I didn't have to sleep with anyone to get in.. or be remembered. Enjoy your time while you can Sally 'Farmer' Aguirre.. because the clock is ticking.. and your time to talk is almost up. No worries though.. I will grace you with my presence once more before Shockwave hits.. even though you don't deserve it.”
With that Kaylyn walked behind the black curtain, letting it fall behind her leaving nothing but a blank screen as she went to prepare for the show. The Greatest Show on Earth! How is that for Perfect?
“I have to say, that was more fun than I had expected it to be.”
As the suit came off, the attire below let everyone know it had been Kaylyn that was the one who just flipped off the tight rope. A black tank, ripped off around her mid-drift, with Church of Anarchy written across the front, and Evans written across the
Kaylyn: “And not a moment too soon. Let's get this started shall we? Oh.. and don't be afraid.. you will be meeting some... others along the way here.” Kay smiled, but said nothing more of it. “Finally, my wish has been granted. You hear that Aguirre... my wish has been granted. I am the reason you are stepping into the ring this week... I wanted nothing more than to show you.. who the real dominate figure was in MMC... who the real leader was. This week... everyone is going to come to see that... but, before I get to far ahead of myself.. you had a few... boring, long, and tiring, choice words to speak thus far haven't you?”
Kaylyn smirked, a little laugh escaping her as her first of many surprises was heading right towards them. The camera got shaky before the camera man backed away, causing Kaylyn to laugh that much more.
Kaylyn: “Oh please... it's really not that scary.. watch.. just like Aguirre listened to every word I said, he will too. Come Naja.”
Into the view came an elephant, first its trunk, before the rest of him came into view. Kaylyn held up her hand and Naja stopped in his tracks.
Kaylyn: “Good boy Naja. Naja, how's about you say hello to Sally Aguirre for us?”
The elephant turned it's trunk towards the cameraman before spitting water out at the camera and Kaylyn started to laugh even more, as the camera man went and wiped the lens.
Kaylyn: “See that, even Naja knows how to treat Sally. Sit Naja”
The elephant sat as it was asked, and Kay walked around before onto it's back, the elephant slowly rising thereafter, before Kaylyn took a seat, sidesaddle so to speak.
Kaylyn: “You see Sally... and yes, I will call you Sally, after all.. Mr. Harris is the only Brian worth mentioning... but Sally, you said something right off the bat that I think you should reflect upon. That was your first victory... despite your track record... Let that sink in there Sally. The fact that you have been in the ring how many times, and managed to get a win over someone who had not been in the ring in a while. Great accomplishment there Sally. Picking up a win on someone who is just coming back in the door, and I bet you are pretty excited about that win aren't you? Guess what Sally, you had better damn well enjoy it while it lasts.. because it will never happen again. Defiantly not this week when you step into the ring with me. Your own words Sally... “I was proved to be the better man that night” That night is long gone Sally... and it will never come back. Everyone already knows that when it came to you and I... it was myself who wore the pants. That's why you are such a laughing stock Aguirre... not only did you not have skill in the ring.. but you couldn't even step up to someone like myself. Than again, who could blame you... I am better than you will ever be.”
Kay slid off Naja before snapping her fingers and pointing towards the way the animal came from in the first place. Naja turned around before walking off camera once more, leaving Kay alone.
Kaylyn: “Aguirre, you are so full of sh*t when you speak, that it's rather entertaining just to watch, because you dig yourself into a hole of stupidity. You said that I latched myself onto another group because I am afraid to go at it alone? Do you realize Aguirre, that I was alone when I won the World Womens Championship? No, of course you didn't just like you have no idea that it was not me who called myself The Perfect Ten. That name, was given to me.. after hard work. I earned it. American Championship Wrestling dubbed me as The Perfect Ten... maybe you should get your facts straight before you run that mouth of yours... wait.. that would require hard work and brains, and we all know hard work and thinking are two things you know nothing about. While I am on the topic of you knowing absolutely nothing, that title you keep mentioning... I tied the longest reign... at that time. Aurora was... is... the longest reigning champion, and that is not something that anyone can just overlook... yet, you have. Bravo Aguirre. Really, it is truly an accomplishment to be so stupid.”
Kay stood there clapping her hands, that patent smirk on her face.
Kaylyn: “You called me a leech Sally.. and that shows you know absolutely nothing about me. Saying I want to suck the life force out of whatever I can. Let me fill you in on some facts there Aguirre. Some things that you know nothing about, because you never do your research. If I was a leech... I would have came into this company with the name Vaude.. a name that was known around the world in the wrestling industry. A name that will always be remembered, for good.. and bad. Instead, I came into this business as an African American woman. It took time.. and patience, every day... that I would be in the ring... or in front of a camera, to make sure everything was in place, and I would not be found out. I came into the business as Kelsia Vector.. a new person, someone that had not been known to anyone, anywhere.. and I made a name for myself. I had more than my fair share of losses, and came back with a vengeance. Everyone in this company knows, that if I want something bad enough... I do get it.. like when I finally beat Alexa for the title.. I did it on my own... without any help. My associates, were gone... history. After someone crosses me.. they pay for it Aguirre.. just ask Tony and Adrean.. hell, ask Gryphon... after all, he did my dirty work for me. He helped send a message... no one... crosses. me. After making a name for myself.. I showed my true identity.. so you want to talk about me tainting my name in this business? I have been doing that since day one Aguirre.. and guess what.. It is not what I am known for... instead, everyone knows me to be the manipulative b*tch that I am... and they know, that I do anything... to win.”
Kay smirked looking right at the camera, the cameraman zooming in on that face, that smirk, before letting himself fade back once more. As she came into full view again, behind her would be a group of circus clowns, one tapped her on the shoulder and she turned to the right to look.. before being tapped on the left, and turning left to look.. that smirk stayed on her face while the clown continued his little game before popping up in front of her after running around. He pointed to the camera, before running around acting scared, and Kaylyn could not help but to laugh, more so when the clown himself stopped and rolled his eyes as if he was ever really afraid of Segador.
Kaylyn: “It's pretty sad when even the outsiders don't fear you Aguirre. What does that say for this image that you have come to make for yourself? The image that you believe is making everyone afraid.. no one fears you. No one will ever fear you.. and like you said about me.. I am turning it on you.. no one knows you behind the scenes like I do Aguirre. Only I know how much of you is an act... and while we are on acts.. you said that I am acting dominant.. it's not an act. Ask Alexa. I am sure she remembers being cornered, before I said what I had to say.. and laid my lips upon her own. What did she do? She stood there, like a good girl would.. and she didn't do a damn thing. What did you do upon coming here Aguirre? You made enemies right off the bat.. and to cover your own a*s, you went and got myself, and Xav to join forces with you. We are alike in some ways.. yes, I do place myself with others at times, but unlike you.. I know how to play my cards. You want to know why I stepped up behind your back? It was because you failed as a leader. All that talk about telling Xav to lay down in the ring and let you win.. you flat out told me why you wanted him to do it. Do you forget that? Don't worry.. if you have.. I am going to remind you right now, and Xav will hear it for himself as well. You knew he already had a title shot.. and you didn't want him to win, because you didn't want him to 'hog' all the gold. You were jealous of his ability.. and it cost you. Not only did it cost you a title shot.. but it cost you the only backup you had. If you were willing to ask him to lay down in the ring for you.. only time would tell what else you would ask either of us to do. You see.. I had the offer to join the Church of Anarchy for a while.. but I stood down.. because unlike some.. I had respect for those I was affiliated with. That is one thing everyone in the Church knows... if you respect me.. I will do the same, and have your back.. the second you disrespect me.. there is no telling what I will do. You disrespected the family we were building within ACW.. and I was not going to stand back and watch as everything came at me.. because of you. I found out Xav got the same offer I did... and we went with it. Before that match even started at Shockwave two weeks ago, we already knew we were with and not against the Church of Anarchy. We know how to play our cards Aguirre.. and it has nothing to do with leeching. You see that? They wanted me.. I did not go to them.. they know how smart I am.. and that I am not afraid to get my hands dirty.. they knew what they were doing when asking me to join their ranks. Just as I knew what I was doing in leaving you behind.”
“Tell me something .. Sally.. how does it feel to know the world knows how much of a b*tch you really are? You are a sad excuse for a being. You think everyone including me underestimates you? Are you serious? You are not capable of anything.. that's why you needed Xav and myself... Even with me helping to interfere in your matches you still couldn't get a win. Oh yes! We underestimate you! That there proves it! Do you even realize what you say? The more you talk.. the more you look and sound like a fool. And I am loving every minute of it. You want to know why CoA has lasted as long as they have? Its because they listen to one another.. while Mike is the leader.. he too listens to what everyone else has to say.. he does not just do things his way every time.. and he NEVER... would ask someone to lay down for him. Instead, he would accept the challenge with open arms... that's why we moved on. We knew what was better. We were not going to stay on a sinking ship.. when we could stand above everyone else.”
No sooner did the words leave her lips she felt herself being lifted off the ground by two of the clowns that were goofing off behind her. Sighing she looked down at them.
Kaylyn: “Okay boys.. enough.”
They looked down at the ground before running around with her still on their shoulders. She laughed once more unable to help it. At the same time, she knew she had business still to deal with. Tapping her finger against her cheek she cleared her throat before being let to the ground once more.
Kaylyn: “Thank you boys.” She stated kindly before continuing. “You said one thing that I thought rather funny.. I tried to help Stevens? He did not need any help.. he does his homework.. he knew how much of an a*s you were.. I was merely reacquainting with an old friend. I did not appear to rattle you.. I didn't even know he would be with the camera at the time.. I merely asked him to meet up. You would stoop so low as to think I slept with him though.. after all, you believe every word you hear from my mouth Sally.. You believed me when I said I loved you... you believed me when I acted like I cared.. you were gullible.. and that was the best part about it.. it made everything that much easier. Let me tell you some fact's though Aguirre.. some things you need to know. One. Why would I deny any member of my new family to accompany me to the ring? You should really stop being such a double speaking douche-boy, Aguirre. You know something.. Brian Harris was so right about you. You talk from both your mouth and your a*s at the same time. You pretty much need to put weights in your boots just to keep from floating off, you are so full of hot air. Second. You said that I came to you.. please, are you serious? The whole world seen you introduce me back into the ring.. you told the world I was there for you.. YOU came to ME! Don't ever try to state otherwise, because facts.. are facts. Three.. and this one might hurt.. You were the only one I was with... and that was after drinking every night. Thank you Xav for keeping me drunk that whole time, I owe you for that.. but right now.. ugh. Any who.. don't you realize Sally.. it would not matter if I brought home the entire Philadelphia Eagles team.. and let them bang me like a Salvation Army drum.. it has no baring on this match.. or any other.. and it certainly does not have sh*t to do with how I perform in the ring. Four. Why would I appeal to Marrow? This match is exactly what I wanted.. I asked for it. I don't need anyone to help me in the ring against you, or any of your alter egos. Trust, I have plenty to deal with them all. I just need me.. and that is enough to get it done. I am going to show you exactly what you are missing.. and you will remember it for the rest of your life. I am going to show you how much of a weak link you truly were. Ready for it? Because I am thrilled. Appealing to Marrow would just make this an easier match than it already is.. and I don't want an easy win.. I want to defeat you the way you deserve.. treat you just like the slime that you are. It is however about time you put your big boy pants on and stopped whining.. however, after this week.. I wonder how much longer it will last.”
Kay turned her attention to the clowns once more as they started to run around in a frenzy. Looking towards the entrance area she seen why.
Kaylyn: “Ah.. come Sally.”
The grin on her face as she called the tiger over grew so much more as those words left her lips. The white tiger came closer to her, Darting it's eyes towards the clowns who were cowering in fear. The second Sally came to Kay, the clowns made their departure, the tiger not missing a beat. Kay placed her hand on the tiger before bending over and putting her head close to the tiger. That long tongue came out and licked across her face and she laughed, and looked disgusted at the same time. Wiping it off with the back of her hand she stood back up motioning for the tiger to sit.. which it did.
Kaylyn: “You asked me to take time to reflect on our past and what I have seen.. and multiply that by four hundred... to get a grasp on what I will be dealing with come Shockwave.. You know something.. it was so easy to figure out. I didn't have to think about a thing. We had a so called leader, who sat back and let me call the shots. Someone who was not even worthy to lead anyone. All I seen.. was a zero. So therefore, all you will ever be.. is a zero There was no math involved in it Aguirre.. no math at all. You also went to mention my record since I have been back.. Well, truth be told.. Yes, I did lose to Kami.. she was a tough opponent, and I could not have asked for anyone better for my first match back. But.. its not the only thing I have done since returning..I have gained 7 allies. I have made my presence known... and you.. have sat back and done absolutely nothing but run your mouth. I have showed the world already that I can back up my talk.. it's not just talk. I have been told by some of our fellow superstars that I am the best when it comes to talking sh*t also.. and it's true. I am damn good at it.. and when I get in the ring this week and defeat you.. I wont let it get to my head.. because you are not even mid-card material yet.. so a win against you, is just to humiliate you even more.. it does nothing for me other than that. I am not thinking this will be a squash match though Aguirre... remember.. I love pain.. so I will let you get some shots in. I am going to take what you can give.. and then dish it back out even more. You want to think I don't know you Aguirre.. and that is fine. I am going to show you just how much I know.. how much you showed, without knowing you did so. It's time for your reality check Sally..” Upon mention of the name the tiger roared and Kay laughed. “.. I have shocked the world many times before, and I will do so again.. I don't need the Church to come to the ring with me.. I will personally ask them to stay behind. I can handle you.. I am not afraid of you.. or anything you thinkyou can do to me. Remember Aguirre.. I have been in the ring against Snake, Roric.. I have been held by my throat by The Nightmare himself until I was about to pass out.. nothing you can do will stop me Aguirre.. and don't worry.. I won't even try to put you on the shelf.. because it's much more fun sitting back and watching you dig yourself into a deeper grave week in and week out. So.. with all that being said... the Church.. and sorry guys, but I am speaking for you all here.. they will not be at ringside.. they will not be accepting your invitation.. because they know I can do this alone.”
“I have to ask you something though Sally... and I know you said that “changing” your name does not bother you.. but how does it feel to know that everyone laughs behind your back because of the name you gave yourself... Segador... Reaper.. I never pictured you as a farmer.. but that is much more accurate than Muerte Segador... a DEATH REAPER. Ya see what I did there Sally? Just another little lesson on how much you think before you act.. before you speak. Keep calling yourself Segador... We will all keep laughing. The Farmer is coming into the ring this weekend... and he is going to sow what he reaps. Unlike you Sally.. I am not going to ask you to not show up... to make appeals.. or to lay down in the ring for me.. instead.. I want you to bring everything you have.. and then some.. because it will not be enough..”
“No offense to Sally here... but Aguirre... do you want to see what happens to a cornered animal?” Kay started to walk, the tiger backing up from her, before coming to the stage wall, and cowering. Kay smirked before turning back to the camera that was following her. “They cower... you will cower Sally... and whether its before or after you cry and regret stepping into the ring with me.. you will cower... just like the p*ssy that you are.” Kay laughed before flicking her hand and the tiger moved to the side to exit the stage. “You see Sally.. you are going to come back and say how that is a trained animal.. and while that might be true.. everyone knows it was me that wore the pants when it came to us.. so you are that trained animal.. Figured I would save you some time in trying to explain anything there.”
Kay moved towards the stage exit and looked hard at the camera before speaking once more.
Kaylyn: “Now.. before I end things here.. I have a few more things to say. This little.. secret meeting we had after your first match with Devon.. was that in your dreams while you were knocked out from the damage Mayhem inflicted upon you? Or was it while you were in the shower flapping off and thinking about me.. because it never happened. You want to say I am not the Perfect Ten.. hey, by all means, I agree with you there.. because I am more than the Perfect Ten.. your assumption of failing miserably.. is yourself you are talking about.. and hey.. I was not going to bring up how bad you are.. but, you said it.. You failed miserably. I showed you how good I was at acting though didn't I? As for your losses.. no one ever thought they were because of me.. you didn't and still are not, doing your homework... maybe you will learn someday Sally.. but today.. just isn't that day. Just like you thinking I am totally submissive. What a joke. I did what I had to do, to make you feel like a man, and not a total pansy like you are. But hey.. think as you wish right? Just like you can think I am like Tanya Tucker. You did not do any homework with that one Aguirre.. because if you did homework, you would know that outside of Vaude.. I was only with you. Never another... but hey.. who am I to judge? You think I care what you or anyone else thinks about me? You have got to be kidding. Hey.. you just proved to the world that you can not stop thinking about me though. Comparing me to everyone under the sun. Have a ball with that Aguirre.. because while you are thinking of who you can compare me to... I will be preparing for this match... that is.. after my show. Yes Sally.. I was not lying when I said I could act.. and just like with my wrestling career.. I didn't have to sleep with anyone to get in.. or be remembered. Enjoy your time while you can Sally 'Farmer' Aguirre.. because the clock is ticking.. and your time to talk is almost up. No worries though.. I will grace you with my presence once more before Shockwave hits.. even though you don't deserve it.”
With that Kaylyn walked behind the black curtain, letting it fall behind her leaving nothing but a blank screen as she went to prepare for the show. The Greatest Show on Earth! How is that for Perfect?