THREE FOR NINE

Cameras fade backstage where Kaylyn James Evans is just finishing changing from her wrestling attire back into her casual clothing. She slips her shoes on to finish, then turns around only to stumble backwards when she is hit in the face.

Kaylyn James Evans: “What… What the?”

Kaylyn looks down to see that she was pelted with about 50 condoms by, of course, Chase Sovereign, who has the largest smile ever on his face.

Chase Sovereign: “I told you back in prison that someway, somehow I would find a way to sleep with you. Now I find out that you want this win against me so badly that you’re willing to sell your body off for a win. I let you get on top of me to give you the three out there… Now it’s your turn to let me get on top of you and give you the nine.”

Sovereign has a massive duffle bag behind him that he reaches in to pull some things out.

Chase Sovereign: “Which do you want to wear? The prostitute or the slutty school girl? Actually, what you have on right now is pretty much a mixture between the two. Good thinking. I’m glad you thought ahead.”

Kaylyn James Evans: “…These are my regular clothes.”

Chase Sovereign: “I’ve got a bunch of bondage stuff here. I got some beginners stuff and some more advanced stuff. You and DTR were into that, so the advanced is more on your level, right?”

Kaylyn James Evans: “…I wasn’t with DTR.”

Chase Sovereign: “Really? I thought you were sleeping with all of them in that group? Nevermind, so it was Brooks then. Doubt he was into bondage. Uhh… I’ve got a vibrator somewhere in here. You and him probably used that a bunch. Well… You did after he didn’t satisfy you, but that’s definitely not the case with me. I can actually make mine vibrate. True story.”

Kaylyn James Evans: “Chase, I…”

Chase Sovereign: “Have you ever played Sex Battleship?”

Kaylyn shakes her head in obvious discomfort.

Chase Sovereign: “We’ll play that tonight. It’s where we have sex so much that you’re so filled up with me that you feel sunk… then I win, because I sunk your battleship.”

Chase reaches into his pants and whips out… his hotel keycard.

Chase Sovereign: “Here’s my hotel room. I’ll get this stuff all set up and prepared, you meet me up there after the show.”

Giddy and excited, Chase Sovereign grabs his stuff and heads off. Kaylyn James Evans sighs and takes a very long, hard look at the hotel keycard. She looks around as if she’s wondering what she got herself into and if she can even possibly go through with this. She tilts her head down as if to bury her shame, takes a seat, and then looks at her watch to see how much time is left until the end of Warzone.