WCF Television Championship Match
Creeping Death vs Jason Kash vs Kaylyn James Evans ©


The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to For Whom the Bell Tolls plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. A solitary light hits the stage. Out from the back walk six men. These are big dudes, too. Vikings to be exact. Three stand on each side of the entrance. They're all carrying shields and swords, long hair, beards, legit looking vikings. "The Pursuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits the PA system and the place explodes into cheers. The lights flash to the music as it chugs along. As soon as the lyrics kick in, Creeping Death emerges from the back. He's decked out in viking garb as well. Armor, shield, sword, and even a viking helm with face plate. Colorful lights now circle the night sky and through the crowd. CD marches down to the ring, all six vikings behind him in two single file lines. The crowd is going ba-fucking-nanas. As he reaches the ring, CD places his shield against the ring, and his sword by the steps. Creeping Death then drops the viking armor and furs off his body, and takes off the horned helm. CD rolls into the ring itself and sits in the far corner, waiting for the match to begin.

Zach Davis: And this is another match that’s been highly anticipated, ladies and gentlemen. Creeping Death vs Jason Kash round two, a rematch of the ultraviolent ladder match at XIII!

Kyle Steel: But tonight, folks, there’s an X-factor. Kash lost his TV Title to Kaylyn James Evans, and now she’s been added to the match, since after all this is a booked TV Title match!

As the beat begins to thump throughout the entire arena, smoke begins to seep out of the stage. The fans get to their feet in mixed reaction as Jason Kash comes out from the back. He stops at the middle of the stage and leans forward, touching the steel path leading to the ring. He pulls up, takes two hits off his 2 Finger "Air Joint" twice and then throws his arms up above his head in celebration. He jumps up as the green flash fireworks shoot twice, one on each side of him. He lands on his feet and punches forward aggressively. He heads down the aisle way, eyes directly on the ring. He walks to the corner of the outside of the ring and jogs to the top of the steel steps. He walks along the ring apron and bounces on the middle rope entering the ring. Once again he hits his "Air Joint" twice and as his chest leans against the ropes he throws his arms up in the air once again. He stretches on the ropes before the match begins.

Zach Davis: And there’s the man that actually tied Creeping Death at XIII, Jason Kash, ready to get this thing underway.

Kyle Steel: He just needs to wait for..

An instrumental of the starting chorus to Eminem's Not Afraid starts to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it.

Kyle Steel: For just this young lady right here, Kaylyn James Evans, who is your Television Champ, ladies and gentlemen.

< DING-DING-DING! >

Kaylyn and CD look to each other... and Kay takes a seat on the top rope. CD turns to Kash, who catches him with a kick to the gut. Kash sends CD running across the ring, but on the return, CD catches him with a knee to the face. Kash stumbles back to the ropes, bounces off, and into the waiting arms of CD who lifts him up...

Zach Davis: Burning Hammer!

CD holds on to the hold, and manages to maneuver Kash back up...

Kyle Steel: And a second one for good measure!

Jason Kash is in a heap on the mat, Kaylyn looking on from the top rope.

Zach Davis: I'm at a loss here.

Kyle Steel: Kaylyn hasn't even touched the mat since the bell rang. What is going on?

Kaylyn drops down, and CD just slides out of the ring. Kaylyn gets Kash to his feet, before kicking him straight in the testicles. Kash meets the mat once again.

Zach Davis: OH NO!

Kaylyn climbs to the top rope and shouts something to CD. She flies off with a picture perfect Shooting Star Press, crashing down on Jason Kash with all her ... not so much weight, but enough to crush Kash at least. CD begins clapping on the stage...

Kyle Steel: Kaylyn goes for the pin, and it doesn’t even look like CD is going to try and stop her.

One...
Two...
Three!

< DING-DING-DING! >

Zach Davis: Pretty much an assisted victory for Kaylyn Evans, but a win is a win, Kyle! And the champ retains!

Kyle Steel: And an 'impressive' move that sealed it right there, too!

Zach Davis: Someone call Jason Kash an ambulance! He’s not moving!

A team of medics come to Kash’s aid and help him to the back, mostly under his own power, while Kaylyn celebrates her victory. We cut to a scene in the back.

CD: I SAID STAY DOWN!

Creeping Death got through security, and took hold of Kash, and we see him hit Kash with anotherBurning Hammer, this time on the floor. CD walks away, and the scene cuts back to the ring with his body just laying there limp.