Zach Davis: D-Day is on fire! Oblivion had him in trouble, but the World Champion has come to life!

Donald whips Obi into the corner turnbuckles and follows with a HUGE Stinger Splash. Day whips Obi into the opposite corner and connects with another big splash. Day steps back from the corner and waits for Obi to stumble forward, and when he does Day lifts him up for the Dead and Forgotten. Oblivion manages to slip out of it and lunges forward to make the tag to Odin. Odin pops his knuckles and then steps over the top rope, preparing to do battle with the World Champion. Day runs at Odin and flurries with punches that stagger the big man.

Kyle Steel: D-Day is showing the kind of fearlessness and aggression that made him a World Champion!

Odin ceases D-Day's momentum with a strong-style head butt and then measures Day and hits a running knee lift to the jaw.

Kyle Steel: Well those good vibrations didn't last for very long!

Day gets to his feet and Odin steps behind him. Odin lifts Day up and hits an Atomic Drop, that leaves Day grimacing in pain and grabbing his backside. Odin follows up with a rear waistlock, then lifts Day into the air and carelessly flips him onto the mat with a German Suplex. Kaylyn is bouncing up and down on the ring apron, drawing a cheer from the crowd in the process, and screaming for Day to make the tag.

Zach Davis: Day has been in the ring for awhile now, and he's taken some punishment from both Odin and Oblivion. He needs to make the tag to his partner!

Odin wraps one of his huge, meaty hands around D-Day's throat and pulls him to his feet. Odin lifts Day high into the air and sends him plummeting down to the mouth with a thunderous chokeslam. Odin hooks Day's legs as he makes the cover.

Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...

TWO!!!

THR--KICK OUT!!!


Zach Davis: I thought that might do it, but you can never count out D-Day!

Odin slams his fists on the mat with the anger of a thousand Norseman. Odin sets up Day for another chokeslam and this time he has a gleam in his eyes that says "finish him".

Kyle Steel: I'm no psychic but I think Odin might be setting up D-Day for the Ragnarök!

Odin goes to lift D-Day, but Day clamps down on Odin's wrist with both of his hands, blocking Odin from picking him up. Day then stuns Odin with a flurry of rapid-fire kicks, and finishes with one final kick straight between the eyes that drops Odin to the mat.

Zach Davis: D for Destruction by D-Day and the crowd is behind him all the way!

With Odin down Day takes a look at the top rope and considers taking flight, but thinks better of it and makes the tag to Kaylyn. Kay leaps over the top rope just as Odin is getting up. Kay charges at Odin and drills him with a spear that knocks both of them to the canvas in an awkward pile. Kay pins Odin's shoulders to the mat with her knees and unloads with punches. As much as Odin enjoys having a beautiful woman's cooch in his face, he's only going to put up with so much of this. Odin shoves Kay off of him and pulls himself up.

Kaylyn refuses to go away. She charges at Odin with a running front kick. Odin alertly counters with a running big boot to the face, and his kick is the one that connects because his leg is twice as long as Kay's.

Zach Davis: Good God, did you hear the impact of that kick?

Kyle Steel: What am I, hard of hearing? Of course I did! I just hope that Kay is alright!

Creeping Death looks on with concern as Kaylyn appears to be unconscious on the mat. Odin drops down on top of Kay with his full weight for the pin attempt.

Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...

TWO!!!

THREE!!!









NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!


The ref points at Kaylyn's dainty ped which is straddled across the bottom ring rope, and the pro-Kaylyn crowd roars its approval. Odin lets out a primal roar of his own that seemingly drowns out the entire audience. At this point chaos ensues as both Oblivion and D-Day jump into the ring and start brawling with each other. The ref tries to separate them and send them back to their corners, but he gets sandwiched in between Day and Obi and is inadvertently(?) KO'ed. Day and Obi look at the downed ref and then at each other... and they throw down as the crowd goes wild.

Zach Davis: Ref bump! Ref bump! Bah gawd it's a ref bump and all hell has broken loose in Oley!

Kyle Steel: Makes sense... this place always was kind of a hellhole!

Oblivion staggers D-Day with some psycho-strongman punches and picks him up for the 5150, but Day squirms out of it and lands on his feet. Day unloads on Oblivion with his rapid-fire kicks, staggering Obi toward the ropes. Day hits one final kick that sends Obi reeling over the top rope and down to the hard floor below. Day scales the top rope and flies onto Oblivion with a HUGE Frog Splash.

CROWD: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

CROWD: DUB SEE EFF!!! DUB SEE EFF!!! DUB SEE EFF!!!

CROWD: D-DAY!!! D-DAY!!! D-DAY!!!


Zach Davis: D-Day just flew off the top rope and hit a Frog Splash onto Oblivion outside of the ring! I don't think I've ever seen that before! Even Creeping Death looks like he was impressed by that move!

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Odin has been strangling the life out of Kaylyn. Kaylyn creates some breathing room with a stiff shot to Odin's nuts.

Kyle Steel: Ooh! I don't care how big you are, THAT HURTS!!

CD slides a chair into the ring for Kaylyn. Kay takes a moment to catch her breath and then hatefully slams the chair down onto Odin's head... again and again and again.

Zach Davis: Kaylyn is wearing out that chair on Odin Balfore's skull!

Kyle Steel: This has to be sweet revenge for Kaylyn considering how Odin sat on her with a chair last week! You know what they say: Turnabout is chair play!

Outside of the ring Day is just now getting to his feet with a pained expression on his face. He pumps his fist and soaks in the cheers of the crowd which seem to help ease his pain. Day pulls Oblivion up by his hair.

WOO-OO-OOSH!!!

Zach Davis: BLUE HAZE MIST!! Oblivion just blinded D-Day with the mist!

Day screams out in pain and feverishly rubs his eyes with his hands, but that only seems to make the burning sensation worse. Obi measures Day and then drops him with a T-Bone suplex onto the ground. Obi cackles with glee as he shakes his own cobwebs loose and then flies into a mad rage and begins stomping down on every part of D-Day's body.

Zach Davis: S.T.O.M.P.!!!

Kyle Steel: Survive Treachery Overcome Monstrous Psychopaths!!!

Back in the ring Kaylyn has worn down the steel chair on Odin's skull to the point where it's little more than a twisted slab of metal. She tosses the chair aside and then looks approvingly at the bruised and bloodied cranium of a sprawled Odin Balfore.

Zach Davis: I can't believe that I'm saying this but... Kaylyn James Evans has destroyed Odin Balfore!

Suddenly Odin does an Undertaker-style, zombie sit-up causing the crowd to gasp and Kaylyn to jump back in shock.

Zach Davis: WHAT... THE... FUCK?!!?!

Odin has a glazed look in his eyes as he looks around and gains his bearings. Then he sees Kaylyn and his eyes become filled with rage. Odin stumbles to his feet and Kaylyn immediately pounces with a spear, knocking both of them through the ring ropes and out to the floor. A new referee bolts down the ramp and slides into the ring. He begins counting all four superstars out of the ring as they brawl amongst themselves.

Zach Davis: WCF referee Zip Wingdinger has arrived just in time to...

Zip's count reaches ten and he calls for the bell.

DING-DING-DING!!!

Zip checks on his fallen comrade Ed Kowalczyk, who's still out cold. Zip then looks around at the carnage at ringside and decides to high-tail it out of there instead of risking the same fate as Ed.

Zach Davis: A solid night's work for Zip Wingdinger... and we have absolute mayhem at ringside!

Kyle Steel: Odin and Kaylyn are brawling all the way up the ramp, Zach! They're both throwing haymakers as their long hair flies to and fro! It's quite a sight... all that hair bouncing and fists flying!

Suddenly a figure brushes past Kaylyn and Odin while sprinting down the ramp to the ring. The crowd lets out a cheer when they see who it is.

Zach Davis: Baines! Baines is here! What the hell is he doing here? He wrestled earlier tonight, but he's not booked to be out here now!

Oblivion rolls D-Day into the ring and follows him in. Obi lifts D-Day for a cradle piledriver, but Day blocks it and counters with a back body drop. Both men take a minute to rest on the mat. Baines casually grabs D-Day's WCF World Championship belt from ringside and climbs into the ring.

Kyle Steel: I think Phillip Baines has revenge on his mind!

Oblivion gets to his feet and Baines DRILLS him in the head with the World Title belt. Oblivion falls to the mat in an unconscious heap. Baines drops the belt to the mat and pulls Oblivion up to his feet. Baines hits the Flash Apocalypse (rolling cutter), dropping Oblivion face-first onto the belt. Baines takes half-a-second to admire his handiwork and then turns his attention to D-Day, who is just getting to his feet. In an instant Baines springboards off the ring ropes and cracks Day in the head with a roundhouse kick.

Zach Davis: Baines just hit Deruty with the Bamboo Banga and the World Champion is out cold! If Baines is trying to make a statement then he's done it here!

Baines calls to a ringside attendant, who hands him a mic. Baines walks over to Deruty and stands over him, glaring at the fallen World Champion with cold, dead eyes.

Phillip Baines: What did you think would happen when you crossed me last week, Donald? Did you think I would just let it slide and forget about it? Let me tell you something, asshole...

The crowd explodes in response to Baines's popular catchphrase, but they almost immediately start booing in recognition of the fact that that's Donald Deruty that Baines is standing over.

Phillip Baines: You picked the wrong white boy to fuck with when you stuck your nose into my business, Donnie. You might wear the World Championship belt, but inside the ring it's MY world and that belt...

Phil reaches down and picks up the WCF World Championship belt from the mat. He holds it up high for all to see.

Phillip Baines: This belt is mine whenever I want it, you stupid ungrateful little punk! I showed you respect, I commended you, I pledged my support for you, and you betrayed me by teaming with my mortal enemy? You've got some nerve, Deruty.

Baines grits his teeth while scowling at D-Day.

Phillip Baines: I could cash in my title shot right now if I wanted to...

Baines looks over at the still-unconscious baldy referee Ed Kowalczyk.

Phillip Baines: Hey, Ed! Ed, wake up! I'm cashing in my title shot!

Zach Davis: Baines is doing it! He's cashing in the World Title shot that he won in the Classic and D-Day is out cold! He can't even defend himself!

Kyle Steel: Fortunately for D-Day, it doesn't seem like Ed is awake to make it official, Zach!

Baines shrugs his shoulders.

Phillip Baines: Oh well... I tried. I guess it's just your lucky night, Donald. You know what though? I'm glad that I won't be able to spoil your big night at Ultimate Showdown next Monday. You deserve to be able to headline a pay-per-view as World Champion, and you know what else? I'm going to help you prepare, Donald. I'm going to lend you a helping hand. You've got a very busy week ahead of you and you need to catch up on your sleep ahead of that big six-person main event World Title match at Ultimate Showdown. I want you to sleep well tonight, champ, I really do!

Baines drops down onto D-Day and lands twenty unanswered punches to the face of Donald Deruty while the crowd boos. Baines lifts the microphone to his lips once more.

Phillip Baines: Sleep well, champ! Sleep well!

Baines grips the microphone in his fist and starts punching D-Day with it. Blood begins spurting from D-Day's face and forehead while loud, obnoxious feedback from the mic whines over the PA system with each punch. Finally the production crew cuts the sound to the mic, but Baines keeps punching. The timekeeper is absolutely killing the bell, trying to restore order in his own way.

DING-DING-DING!!! DING-DING-DING!!! DING-DING-DING!!!

Zach Davis: This is enough already! Baines has snapped! He's lost his goddamn mind! Someone needs to help D-Day before Baines seriously injures him!

Kyle Steel: Wait, Zach... I see somebody running down the ramp!

Zach Davis: It's Cairo! Bobby Cairo is here!

The crowd cheers as Cairo hits the ring and gets in Phillip Baines's face.

Bobby Cairo [off-mic]: That's enough, Phil! Get off of him! You've proven your point!

In his rage, it takes Baines a moment to recognize Cairo. When he does he finally stops punching D-Day and gets to his feet. Cairo pats Baines on the shoulder and convinces him to leave the ring as medics flock to tend on D-Day and Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Finally that madness is over! Hopefully D-Day will be ok to defend the title next week!

Kyle Steel: Zach, look at the top of the ramp! We've been so distracted by Baines that we forgot that Kaylyn and Odin are still brawling! They're teetering dangerously close to the edge of that stage!

Odin gains his balance and grabs Kaylyn. He saves her from falling off the stage, only to set her up for his trademark Jackknife powerbomb.

Zach Davis: Oh no! It looks like Odin is about to brand Kaylyn with his Mark! And look... someone has set up a table to the side of that stage!

The crowd looks on with bated breath as Odin lifts Kaylyn into the air. Kaylyn is able to reverse the trajectory and flip Odin with another hurricanrana, this one sending them both flying off the stage and crashing through the table. The crowd gasps in horror at the mass of human wreckage.

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!