7-19-11
Posted by Kaylyn James Evans on Tuesday, November 8, 2011
D-Day vs Oblivion vs Odin Balfore vs Kaylyn James Evans vs Roy Speede vs Jay Price
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen... It is time.
Zach Davis: For the main event!!!
Kyle Steel: Duh, Zach. For the main event. For the Ultimate Showdown.
Zach Davis: And this one’s for all the marbles! The World Title, the US Title, the TV Title, all on the line!
Kyle Steel: And this is going to be interesting; I have to wonder who is going to take home each of those titles.
Zach Davis: Well, whoever wins is going to be a happy camper, and even the final three should be pretty satisfied!
Kyle Steel: That they should, Zach. The winner will get the world title, while the US Title will go to the second place finisher, and third place will be given the Television Title.
“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system.
Kyle Steel: And here we go now! The United States Champ, Odin Balfore, the first man down to the ring.
Zach Davis: Oh my god! Oh my god! I’m so excited right now! This match is gonna get CRAZY!
The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. Once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on as pyros shoot from the stage and explode in mid-air, and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin walks down the ramp and climbs over the top rope of the ring and poses to the crowd; raising his fist in the air before turning back towards the entrance and waiting for his opponents.
Kyle Steel: Odin Balfore, the United States Champ, has been doing really well lately, and it’s believed that he may have been a key factor in the recent silencing of Steve Thunder.
All of the lights in the arena go out, sending the crowd into freaking panic mode. "4 Words To Choke Upon" hits the PA system and the panic mode quickly turns into an all out riot as the crowd runs for the exits.
Zach Davis: Oh god! Jay Fuckin’ Price!
Price makes his way out onto the stage, a cocky smirk plastered on his face, and the remaining members of the audience let out a collective "YOU SUCK!" chant. He takes a moment to absorb the boos and chants, and then he makes his way toward the ring, taking his usual sweet time. A few of the dimwitted children in attendance reach out for an autograph and Price rewards them with a middle finger. He then walks up the ring steps and enters the ring through the top and middle ropes. He then climbs up the nearest turnbuckle, throws up a casual middle finger to the crowd, and then hops back down to the mat as his music fades out.
Kyle Steel: This man has been on a mission lately, ladies and gentlemen, going on an all-out rampage two weeks ago and destroying the entire arena...
Zach cuts Kyle off.
Zach Davis: And then last week he beat Russell Morris and Aubrey Summers in a triple threat to get into this match!
Kyle Steel: Yes, Zach, I was getting to that. One of the three men in this match who has yet to hold the WCF World Championship is looking to make that statement null and void with a victory here tonight.
Zach Davis: Isn’t that all three of those men’s goal?
Kyle Steel: That’s beside the point, Zach. Jay Price has been in this company for right close to two years, and is finally getting a chance to prove he’s not just some reject like Roy Speede or Michael Santiago.
Zach Davis: Watch what you say about Michael Santiago, Kyle. His ‘buddy’ Odin is right there.
The lights go out. “Oblivion” by Mastodon begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.
Kyle Steel: And Oblivion comes out next, the other big man in this match looking to do some damage and bring home gold.
Zach Davis: Each and every one of these wrestlers wants gold, Kyle, but Oblivion just seems to be the one to care more about inflicting pain.
Kyle Steel: That’s Oblivion for you...
I flew beyond the sun before it was time
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell
Waiting for you to pull me back in
I almost had the world in my sight
Lost love, bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you that I've failed
Tell you I failed...
Falling from grace cause I've been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in Oblivion.
There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage, low to the ground. The arena explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing out. The Vixen are nearly undressed, as they come slithering out and walks next to Oblivion. The Vixen are dressed with bra-like bikini tops, with very short skirts. They have glitter plastered everywhere. Their makeup is smeared, but maintained to be very attractive. The guitar solo begins, lasers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the arena. The music continues to thrash as The Vixen are divided in two groups. As, one group are twirling around with the insanity of the music, while the other group, of The Vixens are thrashing with the music. Their energy has the arena going completely crazy!
Zach Davis: Wow! Oblivion’s Vixens are on fire!
Kyle Steel: Whores. They’re whores, Zach. And Oblivion is the pimp.
Zach Davis: Kyle, shut up and loosen your necktie a bit, ya prick!
Kyle Steel: It’s called being professional, Zach. Learn it.
Oblivion slowly stands up, with its arms extended outward, spins around. Oblivion, The Vixen, and The Gathering get to ringside. As IT pops ITs neck, Oblivion holds IT's arms outward. The Vixen rub their hands all over Oblivion's well sculpted abdominal muscles. A couple of girls begin to french kiss. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Oblivion proceeds to slide under the ring ropes and is walking over to a corner. The half naked women slide into the ring, in various sexual manners. Oblivion climbs up to the second turnbuckle and is raising IT's arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slithers away under the ring, with blood on their hands. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose, with The Vixen rubbing all over Oblivion. All of the women, of The Vixen, begin to kiss. The Gathering peak, from under the ring, as they begin to snarl and bark, while white foam drips out of their mouths.
NOW I'M LOST IN OBLIVION!!!
Kyle Steel: Well, at least that’s over with...
An instrumental of the starting chorus to Eminem's Not Afraid starts to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it. The chorus starts up once more but this time with the lyrics included is none other then Kaylyn Evans who steps out from within the smokey patch on the stage, turning back to the entrance way she waited before Creeping Death came walking out to join her.
Kyle Steel: And just when I thought the women were out of here...
Zach Davis: Oh come on, Kyle. You gotta admit, Kaylyn James Evans is HOT!
Kyle Steel: She is, but the TV Champ doesn’t have very good odds here.
Zach Davis: Neither do any of the other competitors!
Smirking she took his hands into her own. As the chorus was being heard throughout the crowd a smiling Kaylyn Evans was on her way down the ramp with a stride that showed nothing but confidence in herself no matter what the outcome of today's event's would be, and with CD at her side, how could things go wrong? Dressed in a blue pair of paints that tied up along each hip baring sking here and there as the sheer material along her legs showed that tan toned skin beneath it. Her torso was completely bare and her assets were pushed up perfectly with that blue and gold outlined shirt with sheer along her shoulders stopping just at the tops of her arms. A blue head band with a gold stitching in the front completed the look along with those blue heels giving her that Jasmine look. Reaching the bottom of the ramp way Kaylyn stops and turns to the right heading around the ring and towards the far steps to ascend them and make her way onto the apron.
Zach Davis: Come on, Zach; look at her. You can’t deny that she’s fucking gorgeous!
Kyle Steel: Uhh, Zach... oss-bay is ight-ray ere-thay.
Zach Davis: What?
Kyle Steel: You’re uh... you’re checking out Creeping Death’s girl... Creeping Death is right there, you idiot.
Zach Davis: So what? So is every guy in the entire arena!
Kyle Steel: You... You got me there, YEP.
Crossing the apron she stands there looking out at the fans, her legs spread allowing CD to slide into the ring between them before getting to a stand and backing towards the center of the ring. Hooking her arms on the top rope, in perfect Kaylyn fashion, she flips back over the top rope and into the ring where she makes her way around the ring looking out at all the fans in the arena, before coming to Creeping Deaths side. A smirk crosses her face before she leans up and presses her lips against his own just briefly before moving back as he exits the ring and walks back up the ramp. As the music would cut Kaylyn would be focused and ready for what was to come.
Zach Davis: Damn... I’d love to be Creeping Death, what with Kaylyn doing THAT.
Kyle Steel: Zach, shut up! Focus!
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
CAN
YOU
HEAR
ME
NOW!?!
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Zach Davis: I... I’ve got nothing. This kid is pathetic. I don’t get why the fans cheer for him week in and week out.
Kyle Steel: It’s because he plays up the fans as being his reason for being here. We all know these fans are what keeps this business afloat, but he’s one of the few who actually publicize that, and one of the even fewer who thanks them for it.
Speede drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm, and as his arm shoots into the air, gray pyros shoot from the stage straight up into the air, exploding into silver-colored fireworks above Speede’s head. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Zach Davis: Kyle, that’s understandable, but look at the way this kid comes to the ring; he’s got no reason to salute these fans other than for sheer principle of getting a reaction from them. Quite honestly, I bet the kid would be better at making people hate him!
Kyle Steel: Spoil-sport. I think Speede may just be a contender in this one, Zach; he’s got the talent if he doesn’t waste it.
The lights in the stadium dim to pitch black Bulletproof by 12 Stones blares in the speakers with lights swinging around the stadium lighting up the darkness from the dimmed lights. In cue with the music, pyros of red, white and blue go off when the sound of BANG!!! from Bulletproof.
Zach Davis: Here we go! This is it!
The pyros continue to go off on cue with the word being said. After the third pyro goes off the lights focus on the entrance of the stage where Donald Deruty is standing with his head tilted down. He falls to his knees and throws his hands up in the air where a final set of multi-colored pyros is fired. At the signal of the final pyros the dimmed lights turn back on and light the whole stadium with red, white, and blue lights. D-Day jumps to his feet as soon as the lights are back on.
Zach Davis: It’s Deruty! It’s the World Champ! Deruty’s here!
Kyle Steel: Look at the determination in the eyes of this young competitor. D-Day will be looking to retain that World Title at all costs.
He takes his time walking down the ramp, as he gives high fives and shakes the hands of the fans. Once he reaches ringside he slowly walks up to the steel steps where he goes one step at a time until he reaches the ropes where he enters the ring with a swaggery hop to his walk. He looks up at the titantron where the sights of his memorial moments in his WCF career can be seen.
Zach Davis: And there’s the prize everyone in this match is gunning for, there’s the World Heavyweight Championship!
One by one, the referee, Ed Kowalczyk, checks the competitors for weapons, starting with Price, then Deruty, then Oblivion, then Odin, then Kaylyn, and finally Speede, and pointing to a corner after checking each one of them, before leaving Kaylyn and Speede in the center of the ring, the other four competitors on the ring apron as Kowalczyk calls for the bell.
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