7-19-11 continued...
Posted by Kaylyn James Evans on Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Roy extends a hand toward Kaylyn, offering a shake as a ‘good luck’ wish by the looks of things, but Kay rejects it, and slaps Roy in the face, a damned hard one too, sending Roy into a momentary daze.
Zach Davis: Serves the kid right!
Kyle Steel: Cut him a break, Zach. He was trying to show a bit of respect for Kaylyn; and with those words he spoke this week, I’d imagine that was hard for him to do.
Kaylyn seizes the opportunity, bounces off the ropes, and drops him with a clothesline. She looks up, and a grin crosses her face for a moment, but only a moment before Roy is back to his feet. She grabs him, and pulls him to his feet. After a swift kick in the gut, she grabs him, and sends him overhead in an impressive display of strength on her part, dropping him to the mat with a northern lights suplex, bridging for the pin.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TW –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Zach Davis: The Perfect Ten, Kaylyn James Evans, with an impressive showing to start the match, and once again proving my point about Speede’s lack of wrestling ability.
Kyle Steel: He kicked out, didn’t he? That’s a yes. Stop hating, Zach.
Kay pops back to her feet, and grabs Speede by the legs. All in one motion, she falls back, sending Speede catapulting into the turnbuckle, his head bouncing off. What Kaylyn doesn’t realize, however, is that Odin Balfore has tagged himself into the match blindly off Speede’s shoulder. As she gets to her feet, Odin steps over the top rope and into the ring, Speede rolling out to the floor below, and Kaylyn scrambles into an adjacent corner, tagging in Oblivion in the process. In comes Oblivion, and the two big men in the matchup stare one another down for a moment.
Kyle Steel: Oh my! Those two men, Oblivion and Odin, together weigh almost six hundred fifty pounds!
Zach Davis: And all hell is about to break loose now, Kyle.
Oblivion breaks the standstill with a right hand that staggers Odin, and Odin fires back with a right of his own. Oblivion connects with a right. Odin with a right. Oblivion. Odin. Another right from Odin. Another right from Odin, and Odin backs Oblivion against the ropes, before sending him running across the ring. No! Oblivion reverses, and Odin goes running across the ring! Odin bounces off the far ropes, and Oblivion goes for the short-arm clotheslime as Odin goes for a clothesline of his own. Both big men go down in the center of the ring!
Kyle Steel: Whoa! Those two are going at it!
Zach Davis: Yeah, Kyle, they are, but who’s going to get to their feet first? And will they make a tag? The answers are anyone’s guess now.
Oblivion gets a foot under him as Odin tries to get both knees sturdily against the mat. Oblivion lunges off that foot, and in comes Price off the tag. He grabs Odin by the hair, pulls him to his feet, and lifts the big man up, sending him back to the mat with a scoop slam. Price walks over to one of the corners, and arrogantly extends a hand for the tag, but Roy Speede drops down from the apron and watches on from the floor for a moment as Price looks back, and then down at Speede. A microphone picks up Price’s yelling at Speede for not making the tag.
Price: YOU MORON! GET UP HERE AND MAKE THE TA-AAG!
As he tries to finish the sentence, Odin rolls him up, and goes for a pin, using the second rope for leverage.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
Speede gets back up on the apron.
Ed Kowalczyk: Hey! Hey! Foot off the ropes, Balfore!
Speed slaps Odin across the back as he gets to his feet, and Ed Kowalczyk signals the blind tag from Odin to Speede as Speede goes springboard, spinning as he springs from the ropes, just as Price gets to his feet, and drops Price with a roundhouse kick.
Zach Davis: Whoa! Odin capitalizes on Speede’s distraction, and Speede capitalizes on Odin’s misfortune!
Kyle Steel: Now the men who were once thought to be uncle and nephew are squaring up.
Speede gets Price to his feet, and Price catches Speede off-guard with a punch to the gut. He follows it up with a European uppercut, and Speede staggers back into the ropes. Price sends Speede running across the ring with an Irish whip, and Speede bounces off the opposite ropes, as Price sets up for some sort of maneuver. As Speede gets closer, Price catches him, and hits him with a crazy snap powerslam. He goes for the pin.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Kyle Steel: A nice maneuver from Jay Price, and Speede is hurting!
Price picks Speede up off the mat, and whips him into the ropes again. This time on the rebound, Price catches him with a HUGE Belly to Belly Suplex that sends Speede back-first into the canvas, and bouncing up into the ropes near the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Whoa! What a shot! Speede looks dazed here!
From the corner, D-Day slaps Speede’s back and springboards to the top rope into the ring, dropping Price with a clothesline in the process.
Kyle Steel: What a way for the World Champ to enter this match!
D-Day rolls through the landing and to his feet, and Price gets to his. D-Day clotheslines Price down again, and salutes to the crowd. Price gets back up again, and D-Day plants him with a superkick. He pins Price.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
D-Day grabs Price by the back of the neck, and sets him up for an awakening neckbreaker.
Crowd: D-DAY! D-DAY! D-DAY!
Price catches D-Day with an elbow to the side of the head, and fights out of it, before bouncing off the ropes. D-Day turns around, and Price drops him with a clothesline. Price slaps the outstretched hand of Oblivion, and into the match he goes. Obi swings a right, and connects with D-Day’s face, and he falls to the ground. Obi looks up with a smirk on his face, and grabs Day, picking him up into the air, his head angled toward the ground.
Zach Davis: Oh my... Oh my god!
Kyle Steel: BRAINBUSTAHHH!!!
Day hits the ground hard on the brainbuster, and Obi gets to his feet quick. He grabs Day by the trunks, and hurls him into one of the turnbuckles, Day’s shoulder driving into the ring post. Roy Speede tags himself into the match, and springboards off the top turnbuckle, dropping Oblivion with the leg lariat. Speede springs up, and goes back to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off the top rope flipping backwards.
Zach Davis: Speede Bump! Speede Bump!
Speede looks up for a moment at all the fans cheering his name, and goes for the pin. No! Obi rolls Speede up for a pin of his own!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
TH –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Obi gets to his feet and whips Speede into the turnbuckle. Obi slowly approaches the turnbuckle, Speede catching his breath in the corner. Obi reaches up, and starts to remove his mask! What!?!
Kyle Steel: What? Oblivion is trying to remove his mask! No! Don’t do this!
Zach Davis: A wrestler’s mask is a symbol of his identity. It’s a disgrace to a wrestler to be seen without it!
Kyle Steel: Not to Oblivion, apparently!
Speede catches Obi with a kick to the gut, and as Obi bends down to catch his breath, Speede catches him with a sunset flip powerbomb! The pin!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Obi kicks out, and sends Speede back against the turnbuckle. As Obi gets to his feet, Speede goes for a roundhouse kick; Obi blocks, and drops Speede with a bulldog. He tags in Kaylyn James Evans.
Zach Davis: Another confrontation between Roy and Kaylyn here!
Speede and Kaylyn lock up in the middle of the ring, and Speede backs Kaylyn into the ropes. Kaylyn gets sent running across the ring, and bounces off the opposite turnbuckles. Speede goes for a clothesline, but Kaylyn ducks. Off the opposite ropes, Kaylyn nails Speede with a spear as he turns around. She goes to the top rope, and leaps off flipping backwards.
Kyle Steel: Shooting star press!
Zach Davis: No, Kyle. She changed it up a bit. Shooting star frog splash! That’s Speede’s move! And she could have him here!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
ROY SPEEDE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Kaylyn gets to her feet, and helps Speede to his feet... Before locking him in a full nelson!
Kyle Steel: K-Y Bomb! Kaylyn shuts Speede up once and for all!
As she turns around, Oblivion catches her with a boot to the gut. He whips her into the corner, and HERE COMES JAY PRICE! Blind Tag!
Price steps between the ropes, and here comes Oblivion on his tail! Oblivion with the kick to the gut, and the sit-out powerbomb. Obi grabs Price and gets him to his feet. Price with the kick to the gut! Price hits a DDT! Price sits Oblivion up, and wraps his head up in a wrenching, twisting chinlock/facelock style hold!
Kyle Steel: Price in firm control of Oblivion!
Zach Davis: But he needs to be careful; that mask is starting to...
Kyle Steel: OH MY GOD! DISGUSTING!!
Zach Davis: PRICE JUST RIPPED OBLIVION’S MASK OFF!
Price draws back at the sight of Oblivion’s scarred, wounded, battered, disfigured face, and Kaylyn and D-Day both step off of the ring apron to the mat below to avoid the sight, Kaylyn looking like she might vomit. Oblivion stands up, and looks at Price, whose body is leaning against the second rope, his knees weak as his face starts to turn green.
Kyle Steel: Excuse me a moment ladies and gentlemen, I need to go puke!
Kyle’s mic shuts off for a moment as he vomits on the floor near the announce table. Oblivion grabs Price, and Price catches him off-guard with a punch to the gut. A facebuster later, and Price tags in Odin Balfore, the only one of the competitors who hasn’t nearly toppled over in disgust. He grabs Obi, doubles him over with a boot to the gut, and jams Obi’s head between his knees. He sends Oblivion up into the air.
Zach Davis: The Mark of Odin! Good bye Oblivion!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
OBLIVION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Odin shoves Obi out of the ring with his boot, and Price steps back into the ring as D-Day and Kaylyn retake their positions on the ring apron.
Kyle Steel: Excuse that, ladies and gentlemen. But that was truly disgusting!
Zach Davis: Now I know what it’s like when you walk in on your parents in bed, Kyle.
Kyle Steel: Don’t be a jerk, Zach.
Price grabs Odin, and whips him into the rope. Odin catches him with a big boot on the rebound, and tags in D-Day. D-Day bends down to grab Price, but Price catches D-Day with a kick to the side of his head, and springs to his feet, catching D-Day with a cutter in the process.
Zach Davis: Downfall! Downfall! Price hits it! D-Day is out cold!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Kyle Steel: WHAT? HOW DID D-DAY DO THAT?
Zach Davis: Price is asking the same question, Kyle, and the referee is hearing it.
Price starts yelling at the ref as he gets to his feet. “THAT WAS THREE GOD DAMMIT! THREE!”
Ed Kowalczyk: No, Price, he kicked out! Two only!
“FUCK YOU, Kowalczyk!” Price shoves the ref.
Kyle Steel: Oh, now he’s done it!
The ref points up the ramp, and Price holds his hands up. “WHAT?!?”
Ed Kowalczyk: You’re done, Price. Disqualified. Outta here!
“FUCK THAT!”
Price grabs D-Day, and plants him with another Downfall, before rolling out of the ring. He backs up the ramp, two middle fingers raised in the direction of the ring, more specifically toward head referee Ed Kowalczyk.
JAY PRICE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Zach Davis: Serves the kid right!
Kyle Steel: Cut him a break, Zach. He was trying to show a bit of respect for Kaylyn; and with those words he spoke this week, I’d imagine that was hard for him to do.
Kaylyn seizes the opportunity, bounces off the ropes, and drops him with a clothesline. She looks up, and a grin crosses her face for a moment, but only a moment before Roy is back to his feet. She grabs him, and pulls him to his feet. After a swift kick in the gut, she grabs him, and sends him overhead in an impressive display of strength on her part, dropping him to the mat with a northern lights suplex, bridging for the pin.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TW –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Zach Davis: The Perfect Ten, Kaylyn James Evans, with an impressive showing to start the match, and once again proving my point about Speede’s lack of wrestling ability.
Kyle Steel: He kicked out, didn’t he? That’s a yes. Stop hating, Zach.
Kay pops back to her feet, and grabs Speede by the legs. All in one motion, she falls back, sending Speede catapulting into the turnbuckle, his head bouncing off. What Kaylyn doesn’t realize, however, is that Odin Balfore has tagged himself into the match blindly off Speede’s shoulder. As she gets to her feet, Odin steps over the top rope and into the ring, Speede rolling out to the floor below, and Kaylyn scrambles into an adjacent corner, tagging in Oblivion in the process. In comes Oblivion, and the two big men in the matchup stare one another down for a moment.
Kyle Steel: Oh my! Those two men, Oblivion and Odin, together weigh almost six hundred fifty pounds!
Zach Davis: And all hell is about to break loose now, Kyle.
Oblivion breaks the standstill with a right hand that staggers Odin, and Odin fires back with a right of his own. Oblivion connects with a right. Odin with a right. Oblivion. Odin. Another right from Odin. Another right from Odin, and Odin backs Oblivion against the ropes, before sending him running across the ring. No! Oblivion reverses, and Odin goes running across the ring! Odin bounces off the far ropes, and Oblivion goes for the short-arm clotheslime as Odin goes for a clothesline of his own. Both big men go down in the center of the ring!
Kyle Steel: Whoa! Those two are going at it!
Zach Davis: Yeah, Kyle, they are, but who’s going to get to their feet first? And will they make a tag? The answers are anyone’s guess now.
Oblivion gets a foot under him as Odin tries to get both knees sturdily against the mat. Oblivion lunges off that foot, and in comes Price off the tag. He grabs Odin by the hair, pulls him to his feet, and lifts the big man up, sending him back to the mat with a scoop slam. Price walks over to one of the corners, and arrogantly extends a hand for the tag, but Roy Speede drops down from the apron and watches on from the floor for a moment as Price looks back, and then down at Speede. A microphone picks up Price’s yelling at Speede for not making the tag.
Price: YOU MORON! GET UP HERE AND MAKE THE TA-AAG!
As he tries to finish the sentence, Odin rolls him up, and goes for a pin, using the second rope for leverage.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
Speede gets back up on the apron.
Ed Kowalczyk: Hey! Hey! Foot off the ropes, Balfore!
Speed slaps Odin across the back as he gets to his feet, and Ed Kowalczyk signals the blind tag from Odin to Speede as Speede goes springboard, spinning as he springs from the ropes, just as Price gets to his feet, and drops Price with a roundhouse kick.
Zach Davis: Whoa! Odin capitalizes on Speede’s distraction, and Speede capitalizes on Odin’s misfortune!
Kyle Steel: Now the men who were once thought to be uncle and nephew are squaring up.
Speede gets Price to his feet, and Price catches Speede off-guard with a punch to the gut. He follows it up with a European uppercut, and Speede staggers back into the ropes. Price sends Speede running across the ring with an Irish whip, and Speede bounces off the opposite ropes, as Price sets up for some sort of maneuver. As Speede gets closer, Price catches him, and hits him with a crazy snap powerslam. He goes for the pin.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Kyle Steel: A nice maneuver from Jay Price, and Speede is hurting!
Price picks Speede up off the mat, and whips him into the ropes again. This time on the rebound, Price catches him with a HUGE Belly to Belly Suplex that sends Speede back-first into the canvas, and bouncing up into the ropes near the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Whoa! What a shot! Speede looks dazed here!
From the corner, D-Day slaps Speede’s back and springboards to the top rope into the ring, dropping Price with a clothesline in the process.
Kyle Steel: What a way for the World Champ to enter this match!
D-Day rolls through the landing and to his feet, and Price gets to his. D-Day clotheslines Price down again, and salutes to the crowd. Price gets back up again, and D-Day plants him with a superkick. He pins Price.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
D-Day grabs Price by the back of the neck, and sets him up for an awakening neckbreaker.
Crowd: D-DAY! D-DAY! D-DAY!
Price catches D-Day with an elbow to the side of the head, and fights out of it, before bouncing off the ropes. D-Day turns around, and Price drops him with a clothesline. Price slaps the outstretched hand of Oblivion, and into the match he goes. Obi swings a right, and connects with D-Day’s face, and he falls to the ground. Obi looks up with a smirk on his face, and grabs Day, picking him up into the air, his head angled toward the ground.
Zach Davis: Oh my... Oh my god!
Kyle Steel: BRAINBUSTAHHH!!!
Day hits the ground hard on the brainbuster, and Obi gets to his feet quick. He grabs Day by the trunks, and hurls him into one of the turnbuckles, Day’s shoulder driving into the ring post. Roy Speede tags himself into the match, and springboards off the top turnbuckle, dropping Oblivion with the leg lariat. Speede springs up, and goes back to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off the top rope flipping backwards.
Zach Davis: Speede Bump! Speede Bump!
Speede looks up for a moment at all the fans cheering his name, and goes for the pin. No! Obi rolls Speede up for a pin of his own!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
TH –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Obi gets to his feet and whips Speede into the turnbuckle. Obi slowly approaches the turnbuckle, Speede catching his breath in the corner. Obi reaches up, and starts to remove his mask! What!?!
Kyle Steel: What? Oblivion is trying to remove his mask! No! Don’t do this!
Zach Davis: A wrestler’s mask is a symbol of his identity. It’s a disgrace to a wrestler to be seen without it!
Kyle Steel: Not to Oblivion, apparently!
Speede catches Obi with a kick to the gut, and as Obi bends down to catch his breath, Speede catches him with a sunset flip powerbomb! The pin!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Obi kicks out, and sends Speede back against the turnbuckle. As Obi gets to his feet, Speede goes for a roundhouse kick; Obi blocks, and drops Speede with a bulldog. He tags in Kaylyn James Evans.
Zach Davis: Another confrontation between Roy and Kaylyn here!
Speede and Kaylyn lock up in the middle of the ring, and Speede backs Kaylyn into the ropes. Kaylyn gets sent running across the ring, and bounces off the opposite turnbuckles. Speede goes for a clothesline, but Kaylyn ducks. Off the opposite ropes, Kaylyn nails Speede with a spear as he turns around. She goes to the top rope, and leaps off flipping backwards.
Kyle Steel: Shooting star press!
Zach Davis: No, Kyle. She changed it up a bit. Shooting star frog splash! That’s Speede’s move! And she could have him here!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
ROY SPEEDE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Kaylyn gets to her feet, and helps Speede to his feet... Before locking him in a full nelson!
Kyle Steel: K-Y Bomb! Kaylyn shuts Speede up once and for all!
As she turns around, Oblivion catches her with a boot to the gut. He whips her into the corner, and HERE COMES JAY PRICE! Blind Tag!
Price steps between the ropes, and here comes Oblivion on his tail! Oblivion with the kick to the gut, and the sit-out powerbomb. Obi grabs Price and gets him to his feet. Price with the kick to the gut! Price hits a DDT! Price sits Oblivion up, and wraps his head up in a wrenching, twisting chinlock/facelock style hold!
Kyle Steel: Price in firm control of Oblivion!
Zach Davis: But he needs to be careful; that mask is starting to...
Kyle Steel: OH MY GOD! DISGUSTING!!
Zach Davis: PRICE JUST RIPPED OBLIVION’S MASK OFF!
Price draws back at the sight of Oblivion’s scarred, wounded, battered, disfigured face, and Kaylyn and D-Day both step off of the ring apron to the mat below to avoid the sight, Kaylyn looking like she might vomit. Oblivion stands up, and looks at Price, whose body is leaning against the second rope, his knees weak as his face starts to turn green.
Kyle Steel: Excuse me a moment ladies and gentlemen, I need to go puke!
Kyle’s mic shuts off for a moment as he vomits on the floor near the announce table. Oblivion grabs Price, and Price catches him off-guard with a punch to the gut. A facebuster later, and Price tags in Odin Balfore, the only one of the competitors who hasn’t nearly toppled over in disgust. He grabs Obi, doubles him over with a boot to the gut, and jams Obi’s head between his knees. He sends Oblivion up into the air.
Zach Davis: The Mark of Odin! Good bye Oblivion!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
OBLIVION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
Odin shoves Obi out of the ring with his boot, and Price steps back into the ring as D-Day and Kaylyn retake their positions on the ring apron.
Kyle Steel: Excuse that, ladies and gentlemen. But that was truly disgusting!
Zach Davis: Now I know what it’s like when you walk in on your parents in bed, Kyle.
Kyle Steel: Don’t be a jerk, Zach.
Price grabs Odin, and whips him into the rope. Odin catches him with a big boot on the rebound, and tags in D-Day. D-Day bends down to grab Price, but Price catches D-Day with a kick to the side of his head, and springs to his feet, catching D-Day with a cutter in the process.
Zach Davis: Downfall! Downfall! Price hits it! D-Day is out cold!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE! –NO!! KICKOUT!!
Kyle Steel: WHAT? HOW DID D-DAY DO THAT?
Zach Davis: Price is asking the same question, Kyle, and the referee is hearing it.
Price starts yelling at the ref as he gets to his feet. “THAT WAS THREE GOD DAMMIT! THREE!”
Ed Kowalczyk: No, Price, he kicked out! Two only!
“FUCK YOU, Kowalczyk!” Price shoves the ref.
Kyle Steel: Oh, now he’s done it!
The ref points up the ramp, and Price holds his hands up. “WHAT?!?”
Ed Kowalczyk: You’re done, Price. Disqualified. Outta here!
“FUCK THAT!”
Price grabs D-Day, and plants him with another Downfall, before rolling out of the ring. He backs up the ramp, two middle fingers raised in the direction of the ring, more specifically toward head referee Ed Kowalczyk.
JAY PRICE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.