WCF Television Title Match
Winner Moves on to Ultimate Showdown Main Event
(D-Day, Odin Balfore, Oblivion, and Logan have qualified)
Kaylyn James Evans vs Doc Henry




Zach Davis: It's time for my favorite match of every week, the Television Championship match!

Kyle Steel: Is that because the lovely Ms. Kaylyn James Evans is WCF's reigning Television Champion, Zach?

Zach Davis: That would be it, Kyle!

"Sympathy For The Devil" by Guns 'n Roses hits the PA. As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. As the crowd boos, they make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos. Mocking them, he sits on the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent...

Zach Davis: Doc Henry has been a busy man these last couple of weeks despite his controversial suspension at the hands of WCF's former boss, the morbidly obese Mark Markman. First, Doc viciously assaulted Chris Avery on Slam two weeks ago and likely ended Avery's career. Then last week on Slam, Doc's wife Mary joined him in ambushing Buzzsaw Bundy and Ana Valentine. WCF's new resident overlord Creeping Death liked what he saw and not only lifted Doc's suspension, but rewarded him with a shot at the Television Title AND the chance to qualify for the World Title match at Ultimate Showdown!

Kyle Steel: That presents us with an intriguing match-up, Zach. Doc is a two-time former Television Champion and it can certainly be argued that he presents the toughest test that Kaylyn has faced since winning the belt. Doc is vicious and he has absolutely no mercy for female opponents. We all know about his history with Ana Valentine. He viciously assaulted Ana V's plump, white-girl booty on more occasions than I care to remember!

An instrumental of the starting chorus to Eminem's Not Afraid starts to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it. The chorus starts up once more but this time with the lyrics included is none other than Kaylyn Evans who steps out from within the smokey patch on the stage. As the chorus was being heard throughout the crowd a smiling Kaylyn Evans was on her way down the ramp with a stride that showed nothing but confidence in herself no matter what the outcome of today's events would be. Dressed in a black bikini shirt that wrapped around her neck, and green bikini bottoms, along with green knee high fish net stocking and black boots just under her knee she was ready for anything in comfort. Reaching the bottom of the ramp way Kaylyn stops and turns to the right heading around the ring and towards the far steps to ascend them and make her way onto the apron. Crossing the apron she stands there looking out at the fans. Hooking her arms on the top rope, in perfect Kaylyn fashion, she flipped back over the top rope and into the ring where she made her way around the ring looking out at all the fans in the arena. As the music would cut Kaylyn would be focused and ready for what was to come.

Zach Davis: Bada-boom! There she is live and in the flesh, and I'm not talking about a flashlight that you have sex with!

Kyle Steel: Quite frankly this young lady has been on fire since capturing the Television Title from Jason Kash just over one month ago! Kaylyn followed up that huge victory with two successful title defenses against Kash and two more against Michael Santiago and Ryan Blake. In other words she's been facing top competition every week and still she reigns as the Television Champion! Remember all that talk when Kaylyn beat Kash about how she had stolen the win and it was all just a fluke? Kaylyn has silenced those critics and made them eat crow!

Zach Davis: I'd like to eat Kaylyn's crow or her something anyway. You get what I'm getting at, Kyle?

Kyle Steel: I sure do, Zach, and we are getting at Kaylyn James Evans and Doc Henry for the WCF Television Champion, and that's happening RIGHT NOW!

DING-DING-DING!!!

Doc walks up to Kaylyn and pie-faces her to start the match, a real heelish kinda move that draws the ire of the fans. Kaylyn is pissed in her own right and she takes a big swing at Doc. Doc ducks, spins Kaylyn around, lifts her up and plants her fine booty down onto his knee with an Atomic Drop. Kaylyn grasps at her aching buttocks. Doc spins her around once more and hits a DDT. Doc sneers and does a little strut before climbing to the top rope.

Zach Davis: Doc's going high risk here! He's famous for his brawling ability but the man can fly and when he does it has negative repercussions for his opponent!

Doc waits for Kaylyn to get up and then dives off the top and hits a spear. Doc's not finished just yet. He pulls Kaylyn to her feet and sets her up for the Pedigree. Kaylyn counters with a back body drop that leaves Doc grabbing his back as he bounces to his feet. Kaylyn quickly hits a backflip kick that sends Doc back to the canvas. Kaylyn waits for Doc to get up then charges and hits a spear of her own that pops the crowd.

Kyle Steel: Kaylyn is showing that she's not going to let any man exert his will against her, even if he is a Southern Rogue and Evil Incarnate!

Both superstars get back to their feet and Kaylyn whips Doc into the corner. Kaylyn runs at Doc and hits a front kick to his face. The impact of the kick sends Doc flying over the turnbuckles and down to the floor outside of the ring.

Zach Davis: Doc's body hit the floor hard and that's concrete out there! Oh sure we put some pads down for the protection of our superstars, but do you really think that helps much?

Kyle Steel: As a former superstar I can tell you that it really doesn't, Zach. Not when your body is traveling at that kind of trajectory.

Kaylyn climbs out to the ring apron. Mary is screaming disparaging remarks at Kaylyn from ringside, but Kaylyn pays her no mind. Kaylyn's eyes are locked on Doc. She waits for him to get up and then springboards off the ropes and hits Doc with an Asai moonsault.

The Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Zach Davis: What da funk did we just see? A lady flying through the air like her name was Último Dragón? Are you kidding me!?

Kaylyn gets to her dainty feet, brushes herself off and bows to the crowd, from whom she receives a loud cheer. Kaylyn turns her attention back to Doc. Kaylyn pulls the Confederate Champion up by his hair and pops him with a couple of stiff shots to the face. Doc is staggered back to the steel ring post. Kaylyn backs away, measures Doc, runs at him and tries for another front kick. This time Doc moves out of the way. Kaylyn misses her kick and hits the post. The impact of flesh and bone against steel creates a loud pinging sound before Kaylyn's body bounces off and hits the floor with a thud.

Kyle Steel: Kaylyn hit that steel post at full speed and her diminutive body absorbed the full brunt of that blow! Then she hit the concrete for good measure! She could have punctured ovaries, a sprained vagina, bruised buttocks... I better go check on her! *removes headset and stands up*

Zach Davis: Sit down, Kyle! You have a job to do!

Doc rolls into the ring to beat the referee's count and then rolls back out to restart the count.

Zach Davis: Doc could have stolen the win via countout, but I think he wants to send a message here. He's a man who enjoys hurting people and he especially seems to get off on hurting females.

Kyle Steel: He's a misogynist, Zach! Let's call a spade a spade. Doc Henry is a misogynist!

Kaylyn gingerly steps to her feet, but she doesn't remain vertical for long before Doc hits a chop block from behind. Doc stands over Kaylyn's body and cackles, drawing a chorus of boos from the fans and lively cheers from his wife/manager Mary. Doc drops down on top of Kaylyn, cradles her head in one hand and unloads with a barrage of short punches to her face.

Zach Davis: Doc is just punishing the Television Champion right now! How good must this feel for him after all those weeks of being forced to sit on the sidelines by Mark Markman?

Kyle Steel: Unless my eyes are deceiving me it looks like Doc is popping a woody on Kaylyn's chest while he pops her in the face with his fist!

Zach Davis: I do believe you're right, Kyle! Golly, that thing is huge!

Doc cackles with glee as he drubs his fallen female foe in her face. Suddenly a long pair of shapely legs wrap themselves around Doc's neck and flip him backwards. Doc finds himself on his back with Kaylyn James Evans on top of him. Not a bad place to be unless it's during a wrestling match. Kaylyn exacts her revenge on Doc by pummeling him in the face with furious female fists.

Zach Davis: Look at Kaylyn going to town on Doc! She's wailing away on him with her tiny little fists! Look at the expression on her face! She's beautiful even when she's pissed! Good lord I think I've got a woody now!

Kyle Steel: I beat you to the punch on that one, Zachy!

Kaylyn finally lets up and spits at Doc as she returns to her feet. She pulls Doc up and whips him hard into the ring post. Doc ricochets back toward Kaylyn and she plants him on the floor with an STO. Referee Skip Bennett is imploring both superstars to return to the ring, not wanting to end this important match with a double count-out. Kaylyn obliges by rolling Doc into the ring and following him in. Kaylyn makes the cover.

Skip Bennett: ONE...

TWO...

NO!!! KICKOUT!!!

Mary cheers encouragement to her husband from ringside as the Confederate slowly gets to his feet and tries to shake loose the cobwebs. Kaylyn isn't giving Doc any room to breathe though. Kaylyn plants Doc with a neckbreaker and then makes her way over to the corner of the ring.

Zach Davis: It looks like Kaylyn's going up top now! As we saw from her earlier with that Asai moonsault, she does like to air it out on occasion!

Kyle Steel: Can't blame her, Zach. On occasion it does need to be aired out. That's just good hygiene.

Kaylyn waits for Doc to stand up and then dives off the top rope. Kaylyn hits double knees to Doc's shoulders and drives him to the mat. Kaylyn coaxes a flustered Henry back to his feet and then gets her hooks in for the Full Nelson.

Zach Davis: Kaylyn's going KY Bomb! She's trying to end this shiz!

Kaylyn tries to lift Doc for her Bomb, but Doc manages to give her the slip. Doc spins Kaylyn around, lifts her up and hits a desperation Backdrop suplex. Kaylyn is floored and devastated on the mat. Doc is taking a few seconds to recover. Both are down.

Zach Davis: Backdrop suplex from out of nowhere by the Doc! That's one of the most dangerous maneuvers known to man and Doc just nailed Kaylyn Evans... with it!

Kyle Steel: That was nasty, Zach. I've been on the receiving end of that move on more than one occasion and it's absolutely vicious. It compresses the head, neck and spine all in one fell swoop. You're lying there on the mat, barely conscious, praying to the Mormon God above that you still have the ability to move your limbs while you're too scared to actually check.

Zach Davis: It's horrible to think that that's what Kaylyn is going through right now.

Kyle Steel: It's excruciating, Zach. I'm on the verge of tears right now and I'm a cold-hearted man.

Doc rolls over and drapes an arm over Kaylyn's heaving bosom while the referee administers the count.

Skip Bennett: ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!!



NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!

Zach Davis: Shoulder up! Shoulder up! Kaylyn got her shoulder up! How'd she do it!?

Kyle Steel: Kaylyn is an independent woman, Zach! She's declaring her independence from pain, suffering and defeat just as the colonies declared their independence from Great Britain two-hundred and thirty-five years ago today!

The crowd has gone apeshit bonkers in excitement, while in contrast Doc's wife Mary is screaming harsh words at the referee from ringside. Doc for his part gets himself together on the mat before rising to his feet. Doc looks composed as he pulls Kaylyn up and shoves her head between his legs.

Kyle Steel: I have to give Doc credit. He's doing exactly what I would do in this situation and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Zach Davis: I believe that Doc is setting up for the Pedigree, Kyle.

Kyle Steel: Oh. Never mind then.

Doc lifts Kaylyn and plants her in the middle of the ring with a stiff Pedigree. Kaylyn's body shudders and twitches in pain on the mat. Doc flashes a wicked grin and licks his lips. He eyes the top rope and nods his head.

Zach Davis: Doc has Kaylyn down and badly hurt and it looks like he has an inclination to go high risk! Could he be thinking about going All-In?

Kyle Steel: I think so, Zach! Doc's got that look in his eyes! He's getting ready to push all of his chips into the middle of the table! He's going All-In!

Doc has a cocky swagger in his step as he makes his way to the corner and climbs the ropes. Doc winks at the camera and then flies off the top turnbuckle with a picture-perfect Shooting Star Press. Flashbulbs go off around the arena as Doc executes the rotation of the move, but Kaylyn rolls out of the way just before it hits. Doc crash lands on the mat with a loud thud.

Zach Davis: Doc went All-In, but he ended up going bust!

Kyle Steel: That a girl, Kay-Kay!

Doc groans and writhes about in pain on the ring canvas, not sure WTF just happened. Kaylyn is still recovering in her own right, aided by the loud cheers and chants of the fans.

Zach Davis: Kaylyn has become a figure of controversy around the WCF locker room, but these fans certainly love her! They're pulling hard for her, but what exactly they're pulling is anyone's guess. You can use your imagination, I suppose!

Kyle Steel: I know what I'm pulling, Zach. I'm not going to talk about it, out of respect for my position as a professional broadcaster for WCF, but believe me when I say that it's powerful stuff.

Kaylyn pulls herself up using the ring ropes. Doc crawls to his knees on the mat. Kaylyn measures Doc, charges toward him and damn near kicks his head off with a devastating Shining Wizard. Blood flies from Doc's mouth before he hits the mat, where his body sprawls awkwardly upon the canvas. Kaylyn makes the cover on Doc.

Skip Bennett: ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!!



NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!

Kaylyn groans as the ref points at Doc's foot, which is straddled on the bottom ring rope. Kaylyn grits her teeth, gets to her feet and pulls Doc up. Without a moment's hesitation, Kaylyn hoists Doc up across her shoulders in position for an inverted Death Valley Driver.

Zach Davis: Kaylyn's going for the Burning Hammer! That's Creeping Death's move! Kaylyn's taking a page from CD's playbook!

Sensing that he's in danger, Doc frantically and repeatedly drives short, stiff elbows into Kaylyn's head. Kaylyn absorbs the first few blows, but she's eventually overwhelmed and lets go of Doc. Doc lands on his head, grabs hold of Kaylyn and violently Rock Bottoms her to the mat as if her body were that of a rag doll.

Zach Davis: Gambler's Hand! Doc hit the Gambler's Hand! He's searching for a fine American leg to hook... and he does it! There's the cover and here's the count!

Skip Bennett: ONE...

TWO...

THREE--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!

Zach Davis: Kay kicked out! She kicked out! Unbelievable!

Doc spits out a gob of something or other and gets to his feet. He has a look of unshakeable focus in his eyes as he stares at his opponent. Kaylyn looks to be hurt on the mat, but Doc recognizes that she's a game adversary and it's going to take something special to put her away. Doc pulls Kaylyn up and drags her to the corner. Doc lifts Kaylyn up with a vertical suplex-like maneuver and straddles her onto the top turnbuckle. Doc climbs up to the top to meet her and then hooks her around the arm and shoulder as if going for a superplex, but he's not.

Kyle Steel: I think Doc wants to take Kaylyn "Straight To Hell" with that top-rope Jackhammer of his!

Zach Davis: I think you're right, Kyle, and if he hits it this match will be over!

Doc tries to lift Kaylyn up for the Jackhammer, but she blocks it. Doc tries again and Kaylyn blocks again. Kaylyn unloads with a pair of stiff knees to Doc's groin. The big-dicked Confederate is in obvious pain, but he's refusing to release his grip on Kaylyn. Kaylyn scores with two more big knees to the groin and Doc's knees buckle. Doc finally relinquishes his grip. Kaylyn seizes the opening and grabs Doc in a front chinlock. Kay does a 180-degree spin and yanks Doc off the top turnbuckle all the way down to the mat with a vicious DDT that shakes the entire ring.

Zach Davis: Crusher! Kaylyn hit the Crusher all the way from the top rope! We've never seen her do that before!

Kaylyn drapes an arm across Doc's chest as the referee makes the count.

Skip Bennett: ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!!

DING-DING-DING!!!

Zach Davis: Kaylyn's done it! She's defeated Doc Henry and she's going to the main event at Ultimate Showdown to compete for the World Championship!

The crowd roars its approval, drowning out Kaylyn's theme music, as the winner and still reigning Television Champion gets to her feet. Kaylyn is a bit bruised and battered, but she has a huge smile on her face as the referee hands her the TV Title belt and raises her hand in victory.

Kyle Steel: That's my girl, yo! Congratulations, champ! You earned it!