6-27-11
June 30, 2011Kaylyn James Evans vs Ryan Blake
Zach Davis: Hey, kids! It's time for the TV Title match!
Kyle Steel: Yay!
“Down and Out” by Tantric hits the PA and the fans inside the WCF Arena react in a divided fashion. The ladies cheer because they love Ryan Blake's cocky, cool demeanor and willingness to take his clothes off during his promos, while the guys boo because they think he's a prick. Blake has a smug look on his face as he struts down to the ring. Once he reaches the ring he hops onto the apron and then hops over the top rope into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckles and shows off his body to the crowd, drawing a louder reaction than before, though equally divided. A high-pitched "Take it off!" chant breaks out.
Zach Davis: Ryan Blake has certainly shown a willingness to bare his all for the WCF Universe!
Kyle Steel: Thankfully he does have his limits, Zach. He left his undies on during his last promo, which is something that we can all be thankful for... unless you're one of those sickies who enjoy seeing male nudity!
An instrumental of the starting chorus to Eminem's Not Afraid starts to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it. The chorus starts up once more but this time with the lyrics included is none other then Kaylyn Evans who steps out from within the smokey patch on the stage. As the chorus was being heard throughout the crowd a smiling Kaylyn Evans was on her way down the ramp with a stride that showed nothing but confidence in herself no matter what the outcome of today's event's would be. Dressed in a black bikini shirt that wrapped around her neck, and green bikini bottoms, along with green knee high fish net stocking and black boots just under her knee she was ready for anything in comfort. Reaching the bottom of the ramp way Kaylyn stops and turns to the right heading around the ring and towards the far steps to ascend them and make her way onto the apron. Crossing the apron she stands there looking out at the fans. Hooking her arms on the top rope, in perfect Kaylyn fashion, she flipped back over the top rope and into the ring where she made her way around the ring looking out at all the fans in the arena. As the music would cut Kaylyn would be focused and ready for what was to come.
Zach Davis: Speaking of baring one's all, Kaylyn did just that in her promo this week!
Kyle Steel: That was awesome, Zach! Just awesome! It was awesome to see a woman liberating herself from the restrictive barriers that we so callously refer to as clothing. Did you know that clothes were invented by men for the purpose of forcing women to cover themselves up and feel insecure about their bodies?
Zach Davis: I don't know if that's true, Kyle--
Kyle Steel: Oh it's true, it's DAMN true! Thankfully Kaylyn is a defiant sister. She doesn't conform to society's misogynistic standards!
Zach Davis: Well, not only did Kaylyn show us her, ahem, "assets", but she also became more closely acquainted with newcomer Aubrey Summers!
Kyle Steel: Sisters are doing it for themselves, Zach! Who needs a man around anyhow? Kay and Aubrey sure don't!
Blake and Evans make flirty eyes at each other as they warm up in their respective corners before the match. Referee Ed Kowalczyk calls them to center ring and delivers his instructions to both superstars. He then sends them back to their corners and calls for the bell.
DING-DING-DING!!!
Kay and Blake lunge forward to center ring and lock up, collar and elbow style. Blake winks at Kay as he starts to gain the advantage. Kay winks right back at him and slips behind him, getting Blake in a waistlock. Blake one-ups her by reversing the positioning and trapping Kay in a waistlock. Ryan lifts Kay up and nails her from behind... with a German suplex that is. Ryan hangs onto the waistlock, pulls Kay up and hits another German suplex. Ryan pulls Kay up again, keeping his hands locked firmly around her diminutive waistline, and hits a third and final German suplex, dropping Kay onto her head in violent fashion, irrespective to the fact that she's a female.
Zach Davis: Ryan Blake just went Benoit on Kaylyn Evans!
Kyle Steel: I think she would be dead if he did that, Zach!
Zach Davis: Ok, he went Kurt Angle then!
Blake brushes his hands together, clearly satisfied with himself as the smug look on his face indicates, before making a cover on the Television Champion.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Both competitors get up. Blake whips Evans into the ropes and tries to spin kick her after she returns, but Kay ducks the attempt and pops up behind Blake. Blake spins around to face Kay and walks right into a backflip kick from the champion.
Zach Davis: Kaylyn is so light on her feet! She moves like a luchadore!
Kyle Steel: You're not kidding, Zach. She works great off of her back, too!
Kaylyn pulls Ryan up to his feet and neckbreakers him, then she walks over to the corner. Kaylyn stands poised in the corner, waiting for Blake to get up. When Ryan does get up, Kaylyn charges at him with a spear attempt. Blake leapfrogs Evans, clearly having scouted that particular move. Kay stops short of hitting the corner turnbuckles, but when she turns in Blake's direction he catches her with a running STO.
Zach Davis: Great move by Blake! He was one step ahead of the champion that time!
Kyle Steel: Gotta give credit where it's due. Blake is young and cocky, but he knows his way around a wrestling ring!
Kay shows resiliency by getting right back to her feet. Blake tries for a Codebreaker, but Kaylyn slips out of Ryan's grasp and leaves him to fall flat on his ass. Ryan flips over to his stomach and rubs his posterior, drawing catcalls from the ladies in the house. As he does this, Ryan rises to one knee. Kaylyn sees the opportunity and pounces, drilling Ryan with a Shining Wizard right in his handsome face. The ladies in the house gasp, all except for Kay who makes the cover.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Kyle Steel: Heh. Pretty boy Blake ain't gonna be so pretty no more!
Evans and Blake return to their feet. Kay whips Blake into the corner and tries for a running front kick. Blake alertly ducks her boot, grabs Kay around her midsection, lifts her up and drops her across the top turnbuckle with a Stun Gun-like maneuver. Low, bellowing boos emanate from the male spectators in the audience, contrasted by high-pitched squeals from the ladies. Kay instinctively sits up on the mat after absorbing the punishing blow. Blake bounces off the ropes and hits Kay with an overcastle, further injuring her head and neck, and then makes the cover.
Zach Davis: Could that do it? Do we have a new Television Champion!?
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Zach Davis: No! Kaylyn's not done yet!
Kyle Steel: Thank the Mormon God in Heaven above! Not that I'm biased or anything!
Blake flashes what has become his trademark smirk at the referee as he pulls Kaylyn to her feet.
Zach Davis: I don't think Blake was happy with the cadence of referee Ed Kowalczyk's count, but he's too cool, calm and collected to let it bother him!
Kyle Steel: We'll see how cool, calm and collected he is when Kaylyn puts him on his skinny, little ass!
As if on cue, Kaylyn hits a desperation move, an STO out of nowhere that leaves Blake sprawled on the mat. Kaylyn takes a moment to recover and then gets to her feet. She grabs Blake by his legs and drags him to the corner. Kay catapults Blake toward the turnbuckles, but Blake showcases his athleticism by landing on the middle turnbuckle with his feet, while Kay turns around to face him, and swiftly springboards to the top rope. Blake lands with a moonsault onto a stunned Kaylyn Evans.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Zach Davis: Blake was a step ahead of Kaylyn that time and he nearly earned the victory! It seems like he's really done his homework on the Television Champion!
Kyle Steel: I suppose that Blake is a tad more cerebral than I gave him credit for... *sigh*
Blake doesn't let up. He pulls Kaylyn to her feet and nails a Codebreaker in the middle of the ring. Blake hooks Kaylyn's leg as he covers her, confident that victory is now his.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THRE--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Zach Davis: Kaylyn kicked out! By golly she's one of the toughest superstars that we've ever seen in WCF, male or female!
The look on Blake's face grows serious now as he glares at the referee without saying a word. The ref warns Blake to focus on the match, prompting Blake to exchange heated words with him. Blake regains his focus. He pulls Kaylyn to her feet and sets her up for an RKO-like maneuver.
Zach Davis: PHD! Blake's going for the PHD! If he hits it, this match is over!
Kaylyn slips out of Blake's grip before he can hit the move and pulls herself behind him. When Blake turns around, Kaylyn kicks him in the midsection and wraps him up in a front chinlock. Kay drags Blake over to the corner, leaps onto the second rope and plants Blake with a 180-degree Tornado DDT.
Zach Davis: Kay hit the Crusher! She makes the cover!
Kyle Steel: Yes! It's ovah!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THRE--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Zach Davis: Blake kicked out! Wow! He's a tough son of a gun in his own right!
Kyle Steel: I am audibly grinding my teeth!
Zach Davis: Would you knock it off, Kyle? That's annoying!
Kay gets to her feet and shakes her booty, drawing raucous cheers from the male fans in the crowd and venomous boos from the females. Blake shakes off his pain and catches himself an eyeful of Kaylyn's booty show. Blake then stands up and grabs two handfuls of Kay's ass cheeks. Kay smiles sweetly, but her smile quickly turns from sweet to sinister as she begins battering Blake with back elbows to his face. Kay's elbows are bouncing to and fro in unison with her boobies. For his part Blake is no longer grabbing Kaylyn's ass in lust, he's now doing it just to keep himself standing.
Zach Davis: This is a brilliant use of both ass and elbows from the champion! Kaylyn is a thinking woman's wrestler, and we've said it before, she'll use every trick of the trade to get the job done! Kudos to her!
Kyle Steel: Look at those boobies bouncing, and that firm ass ain't too far behind! You go, girl! Put that bad man in his place! Do it for ALL the ladies that have been oppressed by our patriarchal society!
Blake finally, reluctantly releases his grip on Kay's ass, which was ironically the only thing causing him to stand in place and be elbowed. After Blake hits the mat, Kay bounds to the top rope. Kay wastes no time in flying into the air and hitting a Shooting Star Press on the challenger. Kay hooks Blake's leg as she makes the pin and the ref drops to the mat to make the count.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!
NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!
Kaylyn groans and laments her misfortune as the ref points to Blake's foot, which is strewn across the bottom rope.
Zach Davis: That was SO close! Kaylyn nearly got the win, but Blake had the wherewithal to get his foot on that rope! I don't think he would've had the energy to kick out otherwise!
Kyle Steel: Not bad for a pretty boy... not bad at all. *sigh* Kaylyn's still got this match in the bag though!
Kaylyn pumps her fist and lets out a yell. She's ready to end this. She gets Ryan up and locks him in a Full Nelson. She tries to lift him up for her finisher, the KY Bomb, but Ryan manages to block it. Blake and Evans are stalemated, with Blake still locked in the Full Nelson but not allowing himself to be lifted. Finally Blake pulls he and Kay over to the corner and walks himself up the turnbuckles. Blake leaps off the top turnbuckle, spinning he and Kaylyn around. As he does this Blake manages to wrap his arm around Kaylyn's neck into RKO position before they hit the mat.
Zach Davis: PHD! Blake hit it! He hooks Kaylyn's leg! New champ!?
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!
Zach Davis: Kay got her shoulder up just in the nick of time! I mean she beat the three-count by a millisecond!
Kyle Steel: I never stopped believing! Not for one moment! Come on, Kay! You can do this!
Blake lets out a sigh. His heart is racing. He thought he had Kaylyn beat. He thought he was the new Television Champion. He shrugs it off and gets to his feet. He knows that he still has a golden opportunity to win this match. He positions himself in the corner and waits for Kaylyn to get up. Kaylyn slowly rises to a knee, clearly dazed from the PHD. Ryan bolts toward Kay and goes for his main finisher, the Causality, a running Shining Wizard. Ryan leaps onto Kaylyn's knee to elevate himself, but Kay dodges out of the way causing Blake to whiff as he tries to
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!
DING-DING-DING!!!
Zach Davis: Kaylyn wins it! She defeats Blake to retain the Television Championship! What a match! What a win! What a champion!
The adrenaline kicks in for Kaylyn as her music hits the PA and she rises to her feet. Kaylyn grimaces from the pain at first, but she manages a smile as the referee hands her the Television Championship belt and raises her hand in victory. Kay is met with a divided reaction from the fans, the males cheering her and the females booing.
Kyle Steel: Woooooo Hoooooo! *clapclapclap* You go, Kaylyn! Great job, baby!
Posted by Kaylyn James Evans.