WCF Tag Team Championship TLC Match
Creeping Death and D-Day vs Tommy Knoxville and Jason Kash



In the back, Creeping Death is sitting in a chair in his office. His body is moving kind of awkwardly... zooming out, Kaylyn James Evans is rubbing his back and shoulders. CD's eyes are closed, and Kaylyn is really getting deep in the muscle. There is a TV monitor sitting on CD's desk, and it shows Jason Kash and Tommy Knoxville walking down to the ring. CD stands up and takes Kaylyn's hand, leading her out of his office and through a hallway... to the gorilla position. The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. A solitary light hits the stage. Out from the back walk six men. These are big dudes, too. Vikings to be exact. Three stand on each side of the entrance. They're all carrying shields and swords, long hair, beards, legit looking vikings. "The Pursuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits the PA system and the place explodes into cheers. The lights flash to the music as it chugs along. As soon as the lyrics kick in, Creeping Death emerges from the back, still hand in hand with Kaylyn James Evans. Colorful lights now circle the night sky and through the crowd. CD marches down to the ring with Kaylyn, all six vikings behind them in two single file lines. The crowd is going ba-fucking-nanas. As he reaches the ring, CD leads Kaylyn to the announce table. CD rolls into the ring itself and sits in the far corner, waiting for the match to begin. As he does, the six vikings walk up and remain on the stage for the duration of the match.

Zach Davis: Welcome to the broadcast position, Kaylyn!

Kaylyn James Evans: Thanks, Zach. Prick.

Kyle Steel: What is your business with our new boss, Kaylyn?!

Kaylyn James Evans: My business with Corey? He's the only one that came to me when I first showed up here. He showed me a few moves, taught me how to work the WCF style, and made sure I was taken care of. While everyone else was looking at my body, Corey was focused on making me a better in ring worker.

Kyle Steel: He ... he did that to a n00b?

Kaylyn James Evans: I'm no newb, Kyle.

Inside the ring, CD doesn't even wait for D-Day to come out. He's all over Kash and Knoxville, leaping into the air and crashing down with hammer blows to both men. CD dropkicks Knoxville to the floor and focuses on Kash. A big brainbuster later, Kash isn't moving.

Kaylyn James Evans: You two better watch your mouths around me, I'm not going to put up with your crap. Call the match!

Zach Davis: Well, the World Champion isn't even out here yet! We don't even have the belts hung! It's utter chaos as our new boss is obliterating two jobbers!

CD leaps over the top rope and to the floor as he drives both knees into the chest of Tommy Knoxville, sending him down hard to the floor. CD rolls through and calls to the entry way.

Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belts (all three of them) and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF. The hook lowers... Day hands off all his titles to the ref, who hangs both Tag titles on the hook. The ref calls for the hook to be raised and calls for the bell. Without hesitation, CD grabs a ladder from under the ring and slides it in to D-Day...

Kyle Steel: Are you kidding me?

Day sets the ladder up, and in less than twenty seconds, pulls down the WCF Tag Team Titles, retaining them.

Kaylyn James Evans: Ha!

The bell rings, and the crowd roars approval. D-Day climbs down the ladder, and high fives Creeping Death who is just entering the ring. Jason Kash is getting up... and Day clobbers him in the skull with a Tag belt! Jason hits the ropes and crumbles into the waiting arms of Creeping Death, who hits a Burning Hammer, much to the crowd's approval.

Zach Davis: BURNIN' HAMMAH!

Kaylyn James Evans: Excuse me..

Outside the ring, Tommy Knoxville is standing. Kaylyn comes up behind Knoxville and sends him into the ring. Day puts his belts down and takes down the ladder, leaning it against the top rope at a 45 degree angle. CD has Knoxville up in the Burning Hammer position over the ladder... but D-Day climbs the ropes. Kaylyn does the same on the same side, but different buckles. Day comes off with a double stomp to Knoxville's face, sending him down HARD into the ladder as CD Drops him with the Burning Hammer! At the exact moment, Kaylyn does a picture perfect Shooting Star Press, landing on Knoxville and the ladder mere miliseconds after CD got out of the way!

Kyle Steel: That... was maginficent. Goodbye, stoner bitches!

Creeping Death calls for the World Title, and it is handed to him. He straps the belt around Day's waist as Kaylyn hands Day both Tag Titles. The crowd roars approval as both CD and Kaylyn clap along, showing appreciation for Donald. Once again, CD takes Kaylyn's hand and leads her out of the ring, holding the ropes for her as she exits. They walk up the ramp hand in hand as D-Day remains in the ring, soaking in the crowd's reaction.