Segment 7. 5-30-11
A drum roll begins…
Zach Davis: Sounds like Slam is getting a dose of treachery!
And, indeed, “The Struggle Within” by Metallica explodes! The audience within the arena go apeshit immediately after Logan appears on the entrance. Logan stands in place, soaking in the crowds excitement, eyes traveling across the packed house.
Zach Davis: This arena sounds like it’s about to explode.
Logan then begins his descent down the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Logan was not scheduled to perform tonight. I wonder if he has something to say.
Zach Davis: He ALWAYS has something to say.
Soon, Logan reaches the ring steps, which he climbs, making his way into the ring and quickly climbing the nearest turnbuckle. His usual stage antics take place – slowly lifting his arms from his side and shifting them above his head. His arms soon drop, and he remains perched on the turnbuckle, taking his time to observe the frenzy of a crowd. Zooming in on Logan’s face, the camera watches him gaze over the audience. The camera pulls back, and then, Logan drops down from the turnbuckle and signals over to an outside official for a microphone – which – the official brings. His theme music cuts and the deafening chant that echoes the arena is heard much, much, clearer…
LOGAN!
LOGAN!
LOGAN!
Hesitating, Logan holds the microphone down to his side, letting the thrilling audience continue.
LOGAN!
LOGAN!
LOGAN!
Bringing the microphone to his lips, the crowd quiets on que.
Logan: Babygurls! It’s good to see you too. I had no idea Chicago, Illinois was full of so many boudles.
Crowd pops.
Zach Davis: He insults them, they cheer. I still do not quite understand it.
Logan: But, you see, there is a difference. You’re not no ordinary boudles.. no, no, no – you’re MY boudles!
Bigger pop.
Logan: So.. what are we doing tonight? I’m not doing anything. No. You see, some people around here do not like Connector City, some people do not like it when Slam is called the Show of Treachery.
The audience retreats to boos.
Logan: Yeah – yeah, I know.. what were they thinking when they booked the show this week and didn’t include WCF’s own home grown, ticket giving, boudle calling, tour guide of Connector City, the biggest name in history… ME.
Immediately after Logan finishes, the crowd melts into cheers.
Logan: So, instead, to fill the show, to entertain the hard earned money you spent, to accommodate you for the buses, trains, cars, and planes you took to get here and to make sure it was ALLLL worth it.. you get treated to…
Logan puts zero enthusiasm into what he says next.
Logan: … D-Day versus Chris Avery.
Crowd goes apeshit crazy for D-Day. A D-Day chant begins "DERUTY! DERUTY! DERUTY! DERUTY!"
Kyle Steel: Hey, that’s a good main event!
Logan: H’mm.. I wonder what they’re showing on the Discovery Channel tonight. Matter of fact, switch to Nick at Nite – I’d rather see Mickey Mouse on there then two Mickey Mouse boudles main eventing Slam!
Some laughter fills the arena.
Logan: But, do not worry, babygurls. The Face of Treachery is here. Mr. WCF is here. I am here. And – I brought tickets with me. You see, last week, just moments before Doc Henry got served a collard green ass whooping – someone.. a certain someone.. assaulted the Hotdog of Treachery. Yes, babygurls, a flat out attack on the babymaker.
Kyle Steel: What’s a Jumbo Hotdog of Trea—
Zach Davis: Penis, Kyle. Penis.
Logan: I, of course, am referring to that hooker talking boudle, Kaylyn Evans. I’ll admit – she sure does have a lot of balls, and, no.. I’m not talking about the balls on her chest. Though, it’s hard not to mention her chest. Have you seen those things, babygurls? They look like two circus balloons. Pop an implant, win a prize. SHUT UP!
Logan grins, quietly chuckling along with the crowd.
Logan: So… I have only one question. Does Kaylyn want a ticket?
The audience cheer in approval.
Logan: Kaylyn James, bring your hooker ass out here.
Pacing back and fourth, Logan maintains a stare onto the entrance ramp. Nothing happens, yet.
Logan: Hey – somebody back there go find Kaylyn – go to the nearest corner in Illinois and tell that hooker bitch that Slam started and the Face of Treachery wants to whoop that a—
Eminem's “Not Afraid” explodes into the speakers! Out onto the stage walks Kaylyn J. Evans, attired in black jeans hanging low on her waist, and hugging those curves, her shirt a white T tailored to her liking with it stopping at just the right spot below her assets, with those white Reeboks to match. Looking down at Logan standing there in the ring she shook her head before heading down the ramp way and making her way into the ring by sliding under the bottom rope. Coming to a stand she reached out for a microphone before stepping back and looking at Logan.
Kaylyn: Seriously Logan? Didn't we go through this last week? What happened last week when you went and ran your mouth? You ended up on your knees in some pain.. do you really want that to happen again?
Boo's came from the crowd at Kaylyn's words and she lifted a hand into the air ignoring the fans.
Kaylyn: I told you last week.. I am not no hooker.. the sooner you remember that.. the better. As for these right here...
Kay ran a hand in front of her chest.
Kaylyn: ...it's all natural. I am not one of these fake bitches that cheer you on week in and week out.
Before Logan responds, he can not help but chuckle a little bit.
Logan: Glad you made it out here. I'm glad that WCF's event tonight did not interrupt your other 'job'. I'm glad, my boudles are glad, because tonight, right now, you and I are going on a little trip. You know where that goes? SHUT UP! A trip straight to Connec--
Rudely interrupted, "I'm The Bad Influence" by Lil' Wyte hits the speakers. Logan and Kaylyn both turn towards the entrance ramp, Logan - especially - has a glare on his face.
Zach Davis: That's Jason Kash's theme! What does he want?
Kyle Steel: He helped Logan last week, but, what does he have to do with these two...?
Kash doesn't come down to the ring but stays up on the entrance stage. Dressed in his wrestling gear, he is ready to defend his Television Title against Kaylyn. He has a mic in his hand and the TV Title wrapped around his waist. He waits until the fans settle down and speaks into the mic.
Jason Kash: I'm glad to see everyone sorting out their issues here tonight but umm...isn't there a Title match suppose to go down? Maybe I'm wrong?
He looks on at both Kaylyn and Logan waiting for their response, wanting to know why the match has been delayed. Seeing Kash on the stage she rolled her eyes at him.
Kaylyn: Of course there is supposed to be a match going on. I was fucking asked to come out here.. so I showed up... unlike you, I was announced.. But Logan..
Kay said turning to face him.
Kaylyn: What is it you want really?
Logan directs his stare from Jason Kash to Kaylyn Evans.
Logan: What do I want? It'd be nice to be able to talk without some boudles entrance music playing. Speaking of which - does anyone else want to come out? H'm? But, no, I'll tell you what I want..
Reaching inside his pocket, Logan pulls out a ticket! The crowd pops. Logan then offers the ticket to Kaylyn.
Logan: The real question is; is this what you want?
Interrupting Logan, Kash clears his throat into the microphone. Logan and Kaylyn both look towards Kash as Kash speaks to them both inside the ring. He even begins walking down the aisle way towards the ring as the words are heard.
Jason Kash: What she wants is to get this match over with, lose to me in what will be a very "Hands On" matchup and then go brag to her friends about how she got felt up by "The Bad Influence" but what is it that YOU want Logan, why are you out here?"
Seeing Kash coming down the ramp way and the two boys staring one another down Kaylyn backed up before dipping out of the ring and keeping on the far side away from where Kash was coming from.
Kaylyn: I don't know what the hell has gotten into either of you... Logan.. with that ticket.. Kash, with your thoughts of a very hands on match... you two want to have at it, please.. do. Wake me when you are done.
Kay moved towards the announcers table and took a seat on it shaking her head at the other two.
Logan: Oh - you can't wait for your little match to start? SHUT UP! I was out here to whoop that hooker ass, but, now...
Logan stops talking, and sits on the middle rope to help accompany Kash into the ring.
Logan: It looks like she isn't the only boudle that's going to Connector City tonight!
The crowd of course, pops.
Zach Davis: Oh man! This is getting heated.
Kyle Steel: Hey, Kaylyn is pretty close.. look at that butt. Oh my.
Jason Kash doesn't waste any time. He unbuckles the Television Title and lets it drop the the ringside mats. Kash leaps up onto the ring apron with his knee and pulls himself up to his feet before dipping into the ring through the ropes. Not the ones Logan is holding down. Kash steps up just as Logan does and they come forehead to forehead. Pushing each other like bucking mountain goats.
Zach Davis: Kash versus Logan? Holy crap!
Kaylyn simply watches on from the outside as the two glare in one another's eyes.
Kyle Steel: What's the story with these two? Didn't Jason help Logan last week in that cage match?
Zach Davis: He did, Kyle. But as he mentioned in a promo this week.. he only did it to spite Creeping Death. He did it for respect.
The crowd is on edge. Logan and Kash face to face, Logan and Kash both trash talking each other.
Kyle Steel: OH SHIT! RIGHTS BY LOGAN!
The crowd is on their feet - Logan explodes at Jason Kash with right hands, driving him into the turnbuckle. Logan pulls Kash out of the turnbuckle, spins him around, wraps him in a sleeper..
Zach Davis: Jason Kash is going to Connector City!!
NO! Kash elbows the side of Logan's face. Logan holds his jaw, stumbles around, and Kash grabs Logan and goes for UTI!
Kyle Steel: Under The Influence!
Logan breaks from Kash at the last second, pushing him away! Kash turns and faces Logan! The two cautiously studying each other. The audience going apeshit!
Zach Davis: I have goosebumps! I hope Kash injures Logan bad!
"The Biggest, The Best" by Clawfinger blairs through the arena.
Kyle Steel: And here comes Kash's partner, Shane, he's running down the ramp!
And, indeed, Shane Borderland slides into the ring joining Jason's side, staring down Logan. Soon, Logan slowly begins backing away from the two, and eventually exits the ring all the while keeping his eyes on Jason and Shane. Logan backs up the ramp, talking generic smack before he soon decides to leave the arena entirely, heading backstage. Shane and Kash briefly share a few words together. Shane then exits the ring as well, returning backstage. Kaylyn, who has been watching from the outside the entire time, soon finds herself back into the ring.
Zach Davis: Wow!
Kyle Steel: I have a feeling that we haven't seen the last of Jason Kash and Logan.
Zach Davis: Folks.. we're going to take a quick commercial break. When we return.. Jason Kash versus Kaylyn Evans!