8-22-11 continued...
November 8, 2011
Zach Davis: Baines kicks out that time. I don't think he was hurt enough to actually be in danger of getting pinned, but he definitely wasn't eager to get Judo tossed by D-Day again!
Kyle Steel: Sometimes that's the best tactic in a fight... just stay down!
Day steps to his feet and glares at Baines but before he can do anything more than that he gets spun around by Kaylyn and laid out with a spinning sit-out spinebuster. Kaylyn forgoes the pin attempt as she sees Baines getting up from the mat. The moment that Baines plants both feet on the mat in a standing position, Kaylyn leaps onto his shoulders and flips him to the mat with a hurricanrana. Baines lands on his backside and Kaylyn quickly bounds to the top rope with all the agility of a feline. Kaylyn leaps into the air above the ring and lands on top of Baines with a picturesque Shooting Star Press. Kaylyn hooks Baines's leg as she covers him for the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
TH--NO!!!
D-Day violently stomps Kaylyn's head to break up the pin attempt. Kaylyn grasps the back of her head as Day pulls her up and plants her in the mat with a neckbreaker. Day gets up and walks over to the ring ropes. He peers outside the ring and surveys the cornucopia of weapons on the floor. Day climbs out to the floor, grabs a kendo stick and then climbs back into the ring. Kaylyn and Baines are getting back to their feet just as Day meets them at center ring. Day hatefully wallops Baines in the head with the kendo stick before turning to Kaylyn and cracking her in the head with the kendo stick. Baines and Kaylyn both let out pained yells but neither goes down. Day takes turns whacking each of his opponents in the head with the kendo stick as the crowd ooh's and aah's with the impact of each blow. Baines... Kaylyn... Baines... Kaylyn... both of them getting walloped again and again with that kendo stick by WCF's American Hero.
Zach Davis: D-Day is going to town with that kendo stick on both of his opponents! He's wearing out Baines and Kaylyn like they're piñatas on Cinco de Mayo!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn and Baines are both on wobbly legs but to their credit they're still standing!
Day finally gets tired of thwacking Baines and Kay in their heads with the kendo stick so he turns the stick sideways (length-wise) and charges them, using the stick to double clothesline them to the mat in inventive fashion. Day pounces on Kaylyn with the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
TH--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Unable to get the pin on Kaylyn, Day rolls over onto Baines for the pin attempt on him.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
TH--NO!!!
Zach Davis: Baines kicks out before the three! Day looks a little bit peeved about not getting the pin there on either Baines or Kaylyn.
Kyle Steel: Yeah, he just kicked that kendo stick out of the ring. I guess he's pissed at it for not quite getting the job done, haha, but Day has certainly worn down both of his opponents.
Day has a sneer on his face as he climbs out of the ring and searches for more weapons at ringside. Meanwhile in the ring Kaylyn and Baines are both getting to their feet. Kaylyn snatches the steel chair from the mat and tosses it at Baines. Baines instinctively catches the chair to avoid being hit by it. Kaylyn runs at Baines and hits a spinning heel kick into the chair, causing it to smash Baines in his face and instantly dropping him to the mat. Baines appears to barely be conscious as his eyes roll back into his head.
Zach Davis: Van Kaylynator! Baines is down! Kaylyn makes the cover!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!!
Zach Davis: D-Day slid back into the ring just in time to make the save or Kaylyn would have pinned Baines for sure! Day saved his rival... he had no choice!
Kyle Steel: That's not all, Kyle. It looks like Day found himself a crowbar while he was at ringside!
Kaylyn yells at Day with a disgusted look on her face as she bounces to her feet, not yet noticing the crowbar in Day's hands. Kay's eyes grow wide as she sees Day wind up with the crowbar. Day swings forward with the crowbar. Kaylyn ducks out of the way and swoops behind Day. Day spins on his heel to face Kaylyn and when he does Kay hits a quick-burst spear on the United States Champion. The crowbar slips from Day's hands and lands with a thud on the mat, as Day's body does the same. Kaylyn looks down at Day with a look of shock on her face, as if saying "This motherfucker just tried to hit me with a crowbar!" Suddenly Kay gets a mad look on her face and she begins stomping on D-Day's face and head with full force, and begins grinding her boots on his face.
Zach Davis: Kaylyn does not appear to be very happy with D-Day.
Kyle Steel: Well... women get like that when you threaten them with a crowbar, Zach. Of course I'm sure you're the type of guy who ignores their resistance and goes about his business all the same.
Zach Davis: That hurts, Kyle. Although not as much as being repeatedly stomped in the head by Kaylyn.
While Kaylyn lets out her aggression on Day, Baines rises to a seated position on the mat and notices what's happening. A smile spreads across Phillip's face as he sees his rival D-Day being forcefully stomped into the mat by the beautiful Television Champion. Baines takes a moment more to admire this sight, which is like candy to his eyes, before rising to his feet. Once standing, Baines calls out Kaylyn's name. She ceases stomping D-Day and turns around to face Baines. Baines smiles at Kaylyn. Kaylyn smiles back at Baines and then charges at him. Kaylyn tries for another spear, but Baines shows off his athleticism by leap-frogging over her. Kay and Baines both stop on a dime and spin around, facing each over again. Baines acts first by throttling Kaylyn in the midsection with a toe kick. In the blink of an eye Baines hits Kaylyn with a leg-trap, sunset flip powerbomb, pinning her shoulders to the mat.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Zach Davis: Yoshi Tonic from out of nowhere by Baines and he nearly won this match!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn had the wherewithal to kick out, but that was an impressive move by Baines!
Kaylyn looks dazed as she returns to her feet. Baines shoots himself off of the ropes to build up a head of steam and tries for a Roaring Elbow, but Kaylyn ducks and counters into an STO.
Zach Davis: Desperation move by Kaylyn but she executed that STO perfectly on the Hardcore Champion! Kaylyn makes the cover now! Could she win this match right here?!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!!
D-Day dives in for the save with a double forearm smash to Kaylyn's back. Day walks over to the crowbar on the mat and picks it up. Kaylyn is getting to her feet, but Day doubles her over with a crowbar shot to the midsection, and then slams the crowbar across her back with full force. Kaylyn drops to the mat in a heap. Day looks toward Baines and licks his lips.
Zach Davis: Donald Deruty is looking at Phillip Baines with a devious expression on his face and I do believe that D-Day has bad intentions on his mind!
Kyle Steel: Yeah, I'd say he's about to go Babe Ruth upside Phillip's head.
Phil slowly staggers to his feet with his back turned to D-Day, oblivious as to what's about to happen to him. When Baines does get to his feet and turns around to face D-Day, Day immediately slams Baines in the skull with the crowbar. Baines tries to flop to the mat but his momentum carries him into the ropes and he spins around and cracks D-Day in the face with a Roaring Elbow. Both men fall to the mat in pain.
Zach Davis: What a move by Baines! I don't even know if he consciously knew where he was, but something deep inside of him was willing him on that time!
Kyle Steel: Baines, D-Day and Kaylyn are all laid out on the mat, but we're not going anywhere until we get a winner. This match can only end via pinfall or submission. No countouts or draws or any of that bullshit!
There's a momentary lapse in the action as all three competitors take their time recovering on the mat. Kaylyn is the first to get to her feet. She sees Baines and Day sprawled on the mat, but also notices that they're beginning to stir. Opting not to attempt a pin, Kaylyn climbs out of the ring and lifts up the apron at ringside, searching for weapons in the dark underneath the ring. She grabs hold of one object in particular and a quizzical look comes across her face. Kaylyn pulls the object out from under the ring and lifts it up for all to see. The Des Moines crowd reacts with laughter and cat calls.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Kaylyn is holding a dildo! How did that get under the ring!
Kyle Steel: Somebody's idea of a practical joke I would assume, hehe.
Kaylyn rolls her eyes and dismissively flips the dildo to the ground. She reaches back under the ring once again and feels around. She pulls another, larger object out from under the ring... an ironing board.
Zach Davis: Geez... who chose the weapons for this match? Bobby Riggs?
Kaylyn grits her teeth and a very angry expression washes over her face. She slides into the ring with the ironing board just as Baines and D-Day are getting to their feet. Kaylyn lets out a scream as she charges at her two male opponents with the ironing board and thwacks both of them in the head with it, causing the metal legs of the board to impact the skulls of Baines and Day with tremendous force.
Kyle Steel: Good night! Kaylyn damn near decapitated Day and Baines with that ironing board! What started out as a practical joke just became deadly serious!
Kaylyn slams the ironing board to the mat in anger and then drops down onto D-Day for the cover.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THRE--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Undaunted, Kaylyn rolls over onto Baines, mindful to hook his leg while making the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THRE--NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!
Kaylyn rolls out of the ring and digs around under the ring for a few moments before pulling a table out from under the ring. The crowd reacts with a loud cheer in response to this more conventional tool of the hardcore wrestling trade.
Zach Davis: Now that's more like it! We're about to get some wood, ladies and gentlemen!
Kyle Steel: Though I suspect that some of us already have wood after watching Kaylyn compete in that tight blue outfit that doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Kaylyn sets up the folding table at ringside and then slides into the ring. She walks over to Baines, grabs him by his long black hair and drags him out to the ring apron. Kaylyn sets up Baines on the apron as if going for a DDT and then suddenly springboards off the middle ring rope. She does a 180-degree spin in mid-air and drives Baines head-first through the table, destroying it and Baines in the process. The crowd explodes with cheers and begins chanting.
WCF Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Zach Davis: Crusher through the table! What a move by Kaylyn James Evans! Phillip Baines is down and out in the sharded remains of that table!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn is looking a bit worse for wear herself, Zach, but Baines definitely took the brunt of that move!
Kaylyn takes a moment to recover and then drapes her arm across Baines's chest.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE--NO!!!
D-Day flies off the top rope with a Frog splash onto Kaylyn and Baines to break up the pin attempt. The chants from the crowd grow ever louder.
WCF Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Zach Davis: DONALD D-DAY DERUTY!!!!!! WHOAA!!!!!!
Kyle Steel: Expert play-by-play there, Zach, but wow that was an impressive move by D-Day. I didn't even see him until he landed on top of Kaylyn and Baines! I thought Kay had the match won and I wasn't even paying attention to what Day was doing in the ring!
Day grabs at his ribs, trying to shake off the pain from the impact of that high-flying splash. Day recovers enough to roll Kaylyn onto her back and hook her leg for the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE--NO!!!
Zach Davis: Kaylyn got her shoulder up! Unbelievable! D-Day looks like he's seen a ghost!
Kyle Steel: And now Day looks pissed! Oh my! He just pulled Kaylyn up by her hair and rag dolled her into the steel ring steps!
Kaylyn hits the steps back-first and grimaces in pain as she does so. Suddenly Kaylyn grits her teeth, jumps to her feet and spears D-Day down onto the arena floor. Day, Kaylyn and Baines are all lying next to each other on the floor, in pain and not doing much other than taking deep breaths and trying to recover.
Zach Davis: These three superstars, no, these three WARRIORS have sacrificed every part of their bodies to reach this point, to try to win this match, to try to claim the Triple Crown Championship! They're giving it everything they have, ladies and gentlemen!
Kyle Steel: It looks like Baines is starting to get to his feet, Zach. That's bad news for D-Day and Kaylyn!
Baines rises to one knee on the cold, arena floor. He has a dazed look in his eyes as he peers down at his fallen foes. Baines frowns and gets an empathetic look in his eyes when he sees Kaylyn's crumpled form, but then he turns his head and smiles gleefully when he sees D-Day lying there in pain. The sight actually seems to energize Baines as he rises to his feet and walks over to the side of the ring. Baines lifts the ring apron and, as if knowing exactly where it's going to be as the result of his extensive hardcore wrestling experience, pulls a ladder out from under the ring.
Zach Davis: Baines has a ladder! What does he have in mind?!
Kyle Steel: I think we're about to see the Young Lion take flight!
Baines unfolds the legs of the steel ladder and props the ladder up next to the ring, and next to his opponents. He shakes the ladder with his hand to make sure that it's steady and the ladder doesn't budge. Baines looks down at Kaylyn for a moment and then turns his attention to D-Day. Baines sneers as he pulls Day up to his feet and drills rapid-fire knees into his solar plexus. Day yells out in pain but he's too injured to offer much resistance.
Zach Davis: I think that Frog splash that Day hit from the top rope onto the floor, combined with the spear from Kaylyn, has really done a number on D-Day's ribs!
Kyle Steel: Those heavy knees from Baines aren't helping matters either, Zach. Day looks like he's having trouble breathing.
Day doubles over in pain and Baines shoves Day's head between his legs and wraps his arms around Day's waist. Baines lifts Day up into a powerbomb position, but he doesn't drop Day with the powerbomb. Instead Baines carries Day with him as he steps up the rungs of the ladder one-by-one, careful not to slip or lose his balance. Baines reaches the second-to-the-top step of the ladder and then turns away from the body of the ladder, looking out to the arena floor below while still holding Day up in the powerbomb position. Kaylyn opens her eyes, sees what's happening and bounds onto the ladder, quickly scaling the side opposite Baines. Just as it appears that Baines is about to launch himself and Day from the ladder, Kaylyn locks Baines into a Full Nelson from behind while standing on the top step of the ladder.
Zach Davis: Oh my God! I don't know what's about to happen, ladies and gentlemen, but all three of these superstars are in a precarious position right now!
Kyle Steel: You're not kidding, Zach! One false move and any one of them will tumble to that hard concrete floor below!
Undeterred by the presence of Kaylyn or the pain of the Full Nelson, Baines springs into the air with Kaylyn on his back and D-Day in his arms. Baines does a 720-degree spin in mid-air before landing on the arena floor with a calamitous furor as he powerbombs D-Day and simultaneously receives the KY Bomb from Kaylyn.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!! BAINES HIT THE HALCYON DAZE ON D-DAY BUT KAYLYN HIT THE KY BOMB ON BAINES!!! INSANITY!!! PURE INSANITY!!!
All three superstars lie motionless on the ground for several moments as the crowd just stands on its feet in complete silence, not knowing for sure what the hell just happened, not knowing for sure whether there were any survivors to the carnage that they just witnessed.
Finally there's movement on the ground as all three competitors slightly stir with their bodies, which lets every spectator in attendance know that they're alive and at least semi-conscious. Baines rolls and pins D-Day...
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... the PPV feed is cut off. Total blackness. WCF went over on their PPV time limit, and it has been cut. Thus ends WCF Halloween Havoc 1998.. I mean Revenge 2011.
Kyle Steel: Sometimes that's the best tactic in a fight... just stay down!
Day steps to his feet and glares at Baines but before he can do anything more than that he gets spun around by Kaylyn and laid out with a spinning sit-out spinebuster. Kaylyn forgoes the pin attempt as she sees Baines getting up from the mat. The moment that Baines plants both feet on the mat in a standing position, Kaylyn leaps onto his shoulders and flips him to the mat with a hurricanrana. Baines lands on his backside and Kaylyn quickly bounds to the top rope with all the agility of a feline. Kaylyn leaps into the air above the ring and lands on top of Baines with a picturesque Shooting Star Press. Kaylyn hooks Baines's leg as she covers him for the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
TH--NO!!!
D-Day violently stomps Kaylyn's head to break up the pin attempt. Kaylyn grasps the back of her head as Day pulls her up and plants her in the mat with a neckbreaker. Day gets up and walks over to the ring ropes. He peers outside the ring and surveys the cornucopia of weapons on the floor. Day climbs out to the floor, grabs a kendo stick and then climbs back into the ring. Kaylyn and Baines are getting back to their feet just as Day meets them at center ring. Day hatefully wallops Baines in the head with the kendo stick before turning to Kaylyn and cracking her in the head with the kendo stick. Baines and Kaylyn both let out pained yells but neither goes down. Day takes turns whacking each of his opponents in the head with the kendo stick as the crowd ooh's and aah's with the impact of each blow. Baines... Kaylyn... Baines... Kaylyn... both of them getting walloped again and again with that kendo stick by WCF's American Hero.
Zach Davis: D-Day is going to town with that kendo stick on both of his opponents! He's wearing out Baines and Kaylyn like they're piñatas on Cinco de Mayo!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn and Baines are both on wobbly legs but to their credit they're still standing!
Day finally gets tired of thwacking Baines and Kay in their heads with the kendo stick so he turns the stick sideways (length-wise) and charges them, using the stick to double clothesline them to the mat in inventive fashion. Day pounces on Kaylyn with the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
TH--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Unable to get the pin on Kaylyn, Day rolls over onto Baines for the pin attempt on him.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
TH--NO!!!
Zach Davis: Baines kicks out before the three! Day looks a little bit peeved about not getting the pin there on either Baines or Kaylyn.
Kyle Steel: Yeah, he just kicked that kendo stick out of the ring. I guess he's pissed at it for not quite getting the job done, haha, but Day has certainly worn down both of his opponents.
Day has a sneer on his face as he climbs out of the ring and searches for more weapons at ringside. Meanwhile in the ring Kaylyn and Baines are both getting to their feet. Kaylyn snatches the steel chair from the mat and tosses it at Baines. Baines instinctively catches the chair to avoid being hit by it. Kaylyn runs at Baines and hits a spinning heel kick into the chair, causing it to smash Baines in his face and instantly dropping him to the mat. Baines appears to barely be conscious as his eyes roll back into his head.
Zach Davis: Van Kaylynator! Baines is down! Kaylyn makes the cover!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!!
Zach Davis: D-Day slid back into the ring just in time to make the save or Kaylyn would have pinned Baines for sure! Day saved his rival... he had no choice!
Kyle Steel: That's not all, Kyle. It looks like Day found himself a crowbar while he was at ringside!
Kaylyn yells at Day with a disgusted look on her face as she bounces to her feet, not yet noticing the crowbar in Day's hands. Kay's eyes grow wide as she sees Day wind up with the crowbar. Day swings forward with the crowbar. Kaylyn ducks out of the way and swoops behind Day. Day spins on his heel to face Kaylyn and when he does Kay hits a quick-burst spear on the United States Champion. The crowbar slips from Day's hands and lands with a thud on the mat, as Day's body does the same. Kaylyn looks down at Day with a look of shock on her face, as if saying "This motherfucker just tried to hit me with a crowbar!" Suddenly Kay gets a mad look on her face and she begins stomping on D-Day's face and head with full force, and begins grinding her boots on his face.
Zach Davis: Kaylyn does not appear to be very happy with D-Day.
Kyle Steel: Well... women get like that when you threaten them with a crowbar, Zach. Of course I'm sure you're the type of guy who ignores their resistance and goes about his business all the same.
Zach Davis: That hurts, Kyle. Although not as much as being repeatedly stomped in the head by Kaylyn.
While Kaylyn lets out her aggression on Day, Baines rises to a seated position on the mat and notices what's happening. A smile spreads across Phillip's face as he sees his rival D-Day being forcefully stomped into the mat by the beautiful Television Champion. Baines takes a moment more to admire this sight, which is like candy to his eyes, before rising to his feet. Once standing, Baines calls out Kaylyn's name. She ceases stomping D-Day and turns around to face Baines. Baines smiles at Kaylyn. Kaylyn smiles back at Baines and then charges at him. Kaylyn tries for another spear, but Baines shows off his athleticism by leap-frogging over her. Kay and Baines both stop on a dime and spin around, facing each over again. Baines acts first by throttling Kaylyn in the midsection with a toe kick. In the blink of an eye Baines hits Kaylyn with a leg-trap, sunset flip powerbomb, pinning her shoulders to the mat.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Zach Davis: Yoshi Tonic from out of nowhere by Baines and he nearly won this match!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn had the wherewithal to kick out, but that was an impressive move by Baines!
Kaylyn looks dazed as she returns to her feet. Baines shoots himself off of the ropes to build up a head of steam and tries for a Roaring Elbow, but Kaylyn ducks and counters into an STO.
Zach Davis: Desperation move by Kaylyn but she executed that STO perfectly on the Hardcore Champion! Kaylyn makes the cover now! Could she win this match right here?!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THR--NO!!!
D-Day dives in for the save with a double forearm smash to Kaylyn's back. Day walks over to the crowbar on the mat and picks it up. Kaylyn is getting to her feet, but Day doubles her over with a crowbar shot to the midsection, and then slams the crowbar across her back with full force. Kaylyn drops to the mat in a heap. Day looks toward Baines and licks his lips.
Zach Davis: Donald Deruty is looking at Phillip Baines with a devious expression on his face and I do believe that D-Day has bad intentions on his mind!
Kyle Steel: Yeah, I'd say he's about to go Babe Ruth upside Phillip's head.
Phil slowly staggers to his feet with his back turned to D-Day, oblivious as to what's about to happen to him. When Baines does get to his feet and turns around to face D-Day, Day immediately slams Baines in the skull with the crowbar. Baines tries to flop to the mat but his momentum carries him into the ropes and he spins around and cracks D-Day in the face with a Roaring Elbow. Both men fall to the mat in pain.
Zach Davis: What a move by Baines! I don't even know if he consciously knew where he was, but something deep inside of him was willing him on that time!
Kyle Steel: Baines, D-Day and Kaylyn are all laid out on the mat, but we're not going anywhere until we get a winner. This match can only end via pinfall or submission. No countouts or draws or any of that bullshit!
There's a momentary lapse in the action as all three competitors take their time recovering on the mat. Kaylyn is the first to get to her feet. She sees Baines and Day sprawled on the mat, but also notices that they're beginning to stir. Opting not to attempt a pin, Kaylyn climbs out of the ring and lifts up the apron at ringside, searching for weapons in the dark underneath the ring. She grabs hold of one object in particular and a quizzical look comes across her face. Kaylyn pulls the object out from under the ring and lifts it up for all to see. The Des Moines crowd reacts with laughter and cat calls.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Kaylyn is holding a dildo! How did that get under the ring!
Kyle Steel: Somebody's idea of a practical joke I would assume, hehe.
Kaylyn rolls her eyes and dismissively flips the dildo to the ground. She reaches back under the ring once again and feels around. She pulls another, larger object out from under the ring... an ironing board.
Zach Davis: Geez... who chose the weapons for this match? Bobby Riggs?
Kaylyn grits her teeth and a very angry expression washes over her face. She slides into the ring with the ironing board just as Baines and D-Day are getting to their feet. Kaylyn lets out a scream as she charges at her two male opponents with the ironing board and thwacks both of them in the head with it, causing the metal legs of the board to impact the skulls of Baines and Day with tremendous force.
Kyle Steel: Good night! Kaylyn damn near decapitated Day and Baines with that ironing board! What started out as a practical joke just became deadly serious!
Kaylyn slams the ironing board to the mat in anger and then drops down onto D-Day for the cover.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THRE--NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Undaunted, Kaylyn rolls over onto Baines, mindful to hook his leg while making the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THRE--NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!
Kaylyn rolls out of the ring and digs around under the ring for a few moments before pulling a table out from under the ring. The crowd reacts with a loud cheer in response to this more conventional tool of the hardcore wrestling trade.
Zach Davis: Now that's more like it! We're about to get some wood, ladies and gentlemen!
Kyle Steel: Though I suspect that some of us already have wood after watching Kaylyn compete in that tight blue outfit that doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Kaylyn sets up the folding table at ringside and then slides into the ring. She walks over to Baines, grabs him by his long black hair and drags him out to the ring apron. Kaylyn sets up Baines on the apron as if going for a DDT and then suddenly springboards off the middle ring rope. She does a 180-degree spin in mid-air and drives Baines head-first through the table, destroying it and Baines in the process. The crowd explodes with cheers and begins chanting.
WCF Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Zach Davis: Crusher through the table! What a move by Kaylyn James Evans! Phillip Baines is down and out in the sharded remains of that table!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn is looking a bit worse for wear herself, Zach, but Baines definitely took the brunt of that move!
Kaylyn takes a moment to recover and then drapes her arm across Baines's chest.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE--NO!!!
D-Day flies off the top rope with a Frog splash onto Kaylyn and Baines to break up the pin attempt. The chants from the crowd grow ever louder.
WCF Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Zach Davis: DONALD D-DAY DERUTY!!!!!! WHOAA!!!!!!
Kyle Steel: Expert play-by-play there, Zach, but wow that was an impressive move by D-Day. I didn't even see him until he landed on top of Kaylyn and Baines! I thought Kay had the match won and I wasn't even paying attention to what Day was doing in the ring!
Day grabs at his ribs, trying to shake off the pain from the impact of that high-flying splash. Day recovers enough to roll Kaylyn onto her back and hook her leg for the pin attempt.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
TWO...
THREE--NO!!!
Zach Davis: Kaylyn got her shoulder up! Unbelievable! D-Day looks like he's seen a ghost!
Kyle Steel: And now Day looks pissed! Oh my! He just pulled Kaylyn up by her hair and rag dolled her into the steel ring steps!
Kaylyn hits the steps back-first and grimaces in pain as she does so. Suddenly Kaylyn grits her teeth, jumps to her feet and spears D-Day down onto the arena floor. Day, Kaylyn and Baines are all lying next to each other on the floor, in pain and not doing much other than taking deep breaths and trying to recover.
Zach Davis: These three superstars, no, these three WARRIORS have sacrificed every part of their bodies to reach this point, to try to win this match, to try to claim the Triple Crown Championship! They're giving it everything they have, ladies and gentlemen!
Kyle Steel: It looks like Baines is starting to get to his feet, Zach. That's bad news for D-Day and Kaylyn!
Baines rises to one knee on the cold, arena floor. He has a dazed look in his eyes as he peers down at his fallen foes. Baines frowns and gets an empathetic look in his eyes when he sees Kaylyn's crumpled form, but then he turns his head and smiles gleefully when he sees D-Day lying there in pain. The sight actually seems to energize Baines as he rises to his feet and walks over to the side of the ring. Baines lifts the ring apron and, as if knowing exactly where it's going to be as the result of his extensive hardcore wrestling experience, pulls a ladder out from under the ring.
Zach Davis: Baines has a ladder! What does he have in mind?!
Kyle Steel: I think we're about to see the Young Lion take flight!
Baines unfolds the legs of the steel ladder and props the ladder up next to the ring, and next to his opponents. He shakes the ladder with his hand to make sure that it's steady and the ladder doesn't budge. Baines looks down at Kaylyn for a moment and then turns his attention to D-Day. Baines sneers as he pulls Day up to his feet and drills rapid-fire knees into his solar plexus. Day yells out in pain but he's too injured to offer much resistance.
Zach Davis: I think that Frog splash that Day hit from the top rope onto the floor, combined with the spear from Kaylyn, has really done a number on D-Day's ribs!
Kyle Steel: Those heavy knees from Baines aren't helping matters either, Zach. Day looks like he's having trouble breathing.
Day doubles over in pain and Baines shoves Day's head between his legs and wraps his arms around Day's waist. Baines lifts Day up into a powerbomb position, but he doesn't drop Day with the powerbomb. Instead Baines carries Day with him as he steps up the rungs of the ladder one-by-one, careful not to slip or lose his balance. Baines reaches the second-to-the-top step of the ladder and then turns away from the body of the ladder, looking out to the arena floor below while still holding Day up in the powerbomb position. Kaylyn opens her eyes, sees what's happening and bounds onto the ladder, quickly scaling the side opposite Baines. Just as it appears that Baines is about to launch himself and Day from the ladder, Kaylyn locks Baines into a Full Nelson from behind while standing on the top step of the ladder.
Zach Davis: Oh my God! I don't know what's about to happen, ladies and gentlemen, but all three of these superstars are in a precarious position right now!
Kyle Steel: You're not kidding, Zach! One false move and any one of them will tumble to that hard concrete floor below!
Undeterred by the presence of Kaylyn or the pain of the Full Nelson, Baines springs into the air with Kaylyn on his back and D-Day in his arms. Baines does a 720-degree spin in mid-air before landing on the arena floor with a calamitous furor as he powerbombs D-Day and simultaneously receives the KY Bomb from Kaylyn.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!! BAINES HIT THE HALCYON DAZE ON D-DAY BUT KAYLYN HIT THE KY BOMB ON BAINES!!! INSANITY!!! PURE INSANITY!!!
All three superstars lie motionless on the ground for several moments as the crowd just stands on its feet in complete silence, not knowing for sure what the hell just happened, not knowing for sure whether there were any survivors to the carnage that they just witnessed.
Finally there's movement on the ground as all three competitors slightly stir with their bodies, which lets every spectator in attendance know that they're alive and at least semi-conscious. Baines rolls and pins D-Day...
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... the PPV feed is cut off. Total blackness. WCF went over on their PPV time limit, and it has been cut. Thus ends WCF Halloween Havoc 1998.. I mean Revenge 2011.
Posted by Kaylyn James Evans.